parfaiting

The act of filling the anus with ice cream, whipped, cream, granola, nuts with a maraschino cherry on top (with the stem peaking out of the sphincter), usually as part of the physical act of love, but may also be used as centerpiece at a more-risque, adult function.

That chick love deserts and sex. There was no reason she should not have been into parfaiting.

by rabelais10 August 3, 2010

Parfitting

The act of delivering spunky jizz projectile anywhere on a females body whilst employing the axe weilding stance of Status Quo's Rick Parfitt.

I just got back from parfitting on your sisters clunge

by huingitugigun July 28, 2009

Partaining

The act of tripling an opponents score in fantasy football, so as to metaphorically wipe your ass with their pride and render their team irrelevant in your fantasy league.

"Dude, did you lay a Partaining on him last weekend?" -Guy 1
"Yeah I Partained him hard, 152 to 49." -Guy 2
"That's crazy, he's so terrible." -Guy 1
"...I also had intercourse with his mother." -Guy 2

by commissionerfatguy September 29, 2014

parafarting

When you lay face down on the bed, your partner sits on your butt & you fart hard enough to make them lift into the air.

"I was so gassy the other day after eating all that spicy food, as Em climbed over me to her side of the bed I let rip & she went parafarting three feet into the air!"

by Hans Pooper May 5, 2019