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when a mixture of yogurt and granola are thrown at your body
"dude, did you see matt get parfaited in the quad?
parfaited by mrrobato November 11, 2012
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5th Alarm Parfait

The act of taking a good healthy shit in a urinal as a form of revenge or a last ditch effort when all shitters are full and the sweaty shit pains are in full effect.
Consuela instantly regretted kicking Jose off the buffet line on taco Tuesday after discovering he had left her a 5th Alarm Parfait in the men’s room.

Polish Parfait

Seminal fluid produced in the testicles by someone with Polish Descent.
Tim got back at Brad by giving his windshield some polish parfait.
Polish Parfait by nyjets63 March 4, 2009

parafied 

he was parafied by the sight of his girlfriend's ugly sister
parafied by RoyaltiesToTheRoyalties November 22, 2006

parfait cookie 

the best cookie in cookie run, confirmed by devsisters
X: did you see the new cookie run character parfait cookie?
Y: yes! devsisters said shes the best chara
parfait cookie by keqings bf real August 17, 2021

Panty Parfait

That aromatic, creamy amalgam of sweat, cum and smegmatic discharge that accumulates in the gusset of a whore's panties.
I tried to bang Sherri after the party last night brooooohhh. But I couldn't do it. The panty parfait I experienced was enough to retch me braaaaahhhh.
Panty Parfait by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Puddin' Parfait 

When you're fucking a girl from behind and pull out, only to notice you've got a Little Bit of Cosby on your dick
Dude last night Julie let me try anal and we made Puddin' Parfait
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