Panji

A Panji is a real laid back sort of guy. You can have fun doing absolutely nothing with him. The kind of person who is always there for you, and never lets you feel alone. He lets you cry until you are finished, even if his shirt is covered in tears. He makes you laugh until you are sure your ribs are going to break. He is something no one should underestimate.

That guy over there is a real Panji.

by Alyssa Duncan May 15, 2008

ang pangit mo

i love you

ed: i love you!
rose: ang pangit mo

by batwithdicks December 31, 2020

Pandiculating

Although other creatures, including humans, do this, cats give the best demonstration of this phenomenon. When you see a cat stretch itself to its full length, all four limbs and tail extended, accompanied by a huge yawn, that is pandiculating.

“Susie was pandiculating in the office earlier, fell off her chair and ended up with her skirt up round her ears.”
“Interesting, sorry I missed it.”

by AKACroatalin January 18, 2017

Satanic panic

Hyper concern by adults that young people are in satanic cults.

The small county went into a satanic panic when red pentagrams were sprayed around churches and graveyards.

by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2020

Pandicament

Pan·dic·a·ment
/ˈpanˈdikəmənt/

noun
1.
a difficult, unpleasant, or embarrassing pandemic such as Covid-19
2.
world changing catastrophy followed by bumbling and counterproductive government response.
" Trump got us fucked up on unemployment with this motherfucking pandicament!"

1. "How will we ever get out of this pandicament?"
2." Trump got us fucked up on unemployment with this motherfucking pandicament!"

by Dr.Mantis May 12, 2020

Pakjiang

A brand new 21st century Chinese Provence in South Asia, also known as Pakistan.

Person 1: Do you know china is hosting a puppet show with Pakistan to show its solidarity?
Person 2: Yes Ik, and thus Pakistan is also been knowing lately as Pakjiang province in China.
Person 1: Oh really? WOW!
Person 2: Yea..! Dildo Dildo paxitan is on!
Person 1: No! it's "Dildo Dildo Pakjiang" now!
Person 2: Oops Sorry!

by The Non Smoker March 25, 2021

Full Metal Panic

A Japanese cartoon about militaristic teenagers, terrorists, high school, and giant robots.

I watched Full Metal Panic last night.

by Otaku X December 26, 2005