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Pandiculating

Although other creatures, including humans, do this, cats give the best demonstration of this phenomenon. When you see a cat stretch itself to its full length, all four limbs and tail extended, accompanied by a huge yawn, that is pandiculating.
“Susie was pandiculating in the office earlier, fell off her chair and ended up with her skirt up round her ears.”
“Interesting, sorry I missed it.”
Pandiculating by AKACroatalin January 18, 2017
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Pandiculating

Dramatic yawning which often includes the extension of the arms. (Sounds, dirty, but is not)
Jerry was pandiculating as he awoke from his slumber.
Pandiculating by Joel Amos December 20, 2010

Pandiculation 

This is what happens when you wake up in the morning and stretch. As you stretch, your muscles might go rigid for a short time, which can sometimes be uncomfortable. It also describes that wonderful, or terrible, combination of being extremely sleepy, stretching and yawning at the same time.
I had a massive pandiculation yesterday.

Pandiculation 

The act of stretching and yawning simultaneously
Person 1: *Yawns and stretches at the same time*
Person 2: You know what you're doing?
Person 1: Yawning and stretching?
Person 2: Wrong
Person 1: So... what then?
Person 2: Is called pandiculation

Pandiculation Rape

When you've raped so many people many times that its contagious.
Moe Lester: Dude, my balls can't handle this shit anymore. I penetrated, cummed, raped, and molested so many woman that my son rapes people now. The last time I saw my son was he walked on me fucking a girl when he was 8.
Joe Lester: Damn, thats pandiculation rape. You sound just like my father, I also raped a bunch of fine gals that it went down to my son.
Moe Lester: Ah. That's real nice.
Pandiculation Rape by CartelRRP November 23, 2018

Particulating 

Particulating - Aerosol Ionic charged particles less then the .09 nanometers density. (size)

(. 08)NM

Imagine a bunch of positive magnets in a jar with a lid on it with no negative side.
Wow watch those Nano particles Particulating in that laser.
Particulating by Adam Rhys Campbell September 24, 2020

Pandiculation 

The act of touching your ween so much that it will never be the same after the pandemic
Pandiculation was acknowledged a co-pandemic in 2020.
Pandiculation by Pandemicboy April 16, 2021
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