pandis

Pandis is a condition where one would have sand, or would be considered soft, a pussy, ie - a bitch. If related to a sports player, it can also relate to being injury prone. (However, if you are relating this to someone who is EMO, they are just gay).

Steve wouldn't go rock climbing because he has pandis. Joe wouldn't go out with the boys, his wife gave him a case of pandis.

pandis by Amesj523 April 11, 2008

pandis

A condition in which a guy losses his man status and is no longer a man's man.

Peter Forsberg now suffers from pandis after tearing both groins during practice, he only played one game against the Red Wings in the 2008 Stanley Cup Playoffs, which added to the overall sweep of the Avalanche by the Detroit Red Wings.

pandis by ColoradoBiatch May 9, 2008

Pandis

A gen z girl who tells stories to fit in but the stories are so unbelievably obsurd and worse is they know it and have no shame

Today at work, 88 guys hit on me in the drive through, I had no idea so many guys liked me.
Stop acting like a Pandis and get back to reality

Pandis by Rand72 October 2, 2022

Pandiculating

Although other creatures, including humans, do this, cats give the best demonstration of this phenomenon. When you see a cat stretch itself to its full length, all four limbs and tail extended, accompanied by a huge yawn, that is pandiculating.

“Susie was pandiculating in the office earlier, fell off her chair and ended up with her skirt up round her ears.”
“Interesting, sorry I missed it.”

Pandiculating by AKACroatalin January 18, 2017

Pandicament 

Pan·dic·a·ment
/ˈpanˈdikəmənt/

noun
1.
a difficult, unpleasant, or embarrassing pandemic such as Covid-19
2.
world changing catastrophy followed by bumbling and counterproductive government response.
" Trump got us fucked up on unemployment with this motherfucking pandicament!"

1. "How will we ever get out of this pandicament?"
2." Trump got us fucked up on unemployment with this motherfucking pandicament!"

Pandicament by Dr.Mantis May 12, 2020

pandeist 

One who practices pandeism, to wit, one who believes the Creator of our Universe to have in fact become our Universe and all within it, and who treats themself and all other life as aspects of such Creator.

The path of the pandeist is set with conditional pacifism; avoid violence except to meet and defeat the use of violence against one self and against the innocent.

pandeist by Tao Cha Ching September 1, 2010

Pandeism 

A group of religions similar to pantheism, but with a deist outlook on the nature of God. Pandeists believe that God is immanent in the universe - basically that God is everything and everything is God (or gods and goddesses, depending on the particular religion). However, unlike pantheism, God is not a concious or active being, but non-personal or non-interventory.
It is different to panentheism or panendeism, which believe that even though God is immanent in the universe, he also transcends it (exists outside of it partly).

Oh ignore him, he's a pandeist - he sees the divine in a pinecone even.

I never said nature has a soul or conciousness - you need to read up on pandeism to understand.

Hinduism is not pandeistic - it's panentheistic.

Pandeism by spider_of_doom September 8, 2006