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Panican

**Panican** *(n.)* – A derogatory term originally coined by Donald J. Trump, ironically describing his own cult-like followers. Despite Trump's command, *"Don’t be weak, don’t be stupid—don’t be a Panican!"* his most loyal supporters embody the very definition:

- **Blindly obedient**, despite Trump appointing grossly unqualified officials to his cabinet, dismantling public education (to keep his base ignorant and easily manipulated), and enacting policies that harm the working class while enriching the elite.

- **Willfully ignorant** of Trump’s extensive history of sexual assault allegations (including rape), his friendship with convicted child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, and his disturbing, incestuous remarks about his own daughter.

- **Hypocritically devout**, praising Trump as a "messiah" while ignoring his blatant anti-Christian behavior—spreading hatred, cheating on his wives (including with a porn star while Melania was postpartum), and bragging about sexual assault.

- **Easily conned**, as they continue worshipping a man who openly despises the poor, lies constantly, and has done nothing to improve their lives—yet they defend him with religious fervor.

This definition highlights the hypocrisy and cult-like devotion of Trump’s base, exposing how the term *"Panican"*—meant as an insult to others—perfectly describes his own followers.
Those Trump fanatics still think he’s a godly man, even after he admitted to grabbing women by the pussy and hung out with Epstein. Total Panicans.
by Jason Camp808 May 25, 2025
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Panican

Someone who trivializes your success by surpassing it with MINIMAL EFFORT because he his far more intelligent that you and succeed in a realm that is totally closed off to you because you are a retarded orange bitch. Give me my money.
Hym "Dont- Don't (fucking) listen to him. Be a panican. You might not be able to because you're not an AI creating genius but that's ok. Additionally, do whatever it take to get me my money. Literally whatever it takes. Upto and including nuclear war."
by Hym Iam April 8, 2025
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Panican

A new political party based on weak and stupid people. This term was coined in 2025 by U.S. President Donald Trump in a post on social media.
Don't be weak! Don't be stupid! Don't be a PANICAN!
by LoveThatHistory April 7, 2025
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Panican

(A new party based on weak and stupid people!)
"Don't be weak! Don't be stupid! Don't be a PANICAN
EST: Donald Trump
by FAFO73 April 7, 2025
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panican

Someone who instantly panics and dramatically predicts economic collapse whenever temporary tariffs or minor trade disputes briefly shake the markets. Blend of “panic” and “American,” coined by Donald Trump to describe frantic investors overly sensitive to tariff headlines.
“Relax, Greg, the Dow dropped just 50 points after the tariff tweet—you’re being such a panican.”
by b00sie April 16, 2025
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PANICAN

“A new political party based on Weak and Stupid people!” - 🥭
Don’t be Weak! Don’t be Stupid! Don’t be Covfefe! Don’t be a PANICAN!
by Greg Focker April 30, 2025
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Panican

(A new party based on Weak and Stupid people.
Don’t be a PANICAN! Be Strong, Courageous, and Patient, and GREATNESS will be the result!
by Shannanigator April 7, 2025
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