Panchling

When two men in their mid 40s dig up graves at a local cemetery

“ Hey want to go panchling tonight?”
“ Yeah but whose grave are we digging up?”
“ That obese asian guy that got hit by a bus 3 months ago.”

by KillTheJews19 January 12, 2019

pinching

In the Cannabis Growing industry, in Canada anyways, pinching refers to removing the growing top parts of a Cannabis plant (called the apical meristems in biology) , and often the grower uses his fingers to remove the young shoots of the plant, thumb & nails as if to pinch something that's why they call it to pinch to chop off the young shoots of the plant, so that the continuing growing part of the plant will divide and later produce more product, more Cannabis smoking material, according to professional growers.

Yo Joey did u alredy pinch these girls or not? Most marijuana growers adopt the pinching method, any cannabis grunt knows that. OMG how many times did u pinch these bushy sluts?

by Ascot1111 November 12, 2019

punching above his weight

A pig ugly bloke going out with a hottie, or raggy looking woman going out with a handsome gent.

Geez, that porker Bradford is punching above his weight going out with that glamour Shirley. Yeah but she is a slag so looks are all that count right?

by ratsbackside August 31, 2017

fuck punching

Synonym for fisting

Tom: I got laid last night with Julie
Bill: OMG HOW SHES SOOOOOO OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE
Tom:I don't know either. It was so good though when i started fuck punching her

by TheHunterOfPussy December 15, 2016

Empty Punching Bag

An extremely loose vagina.

Brad: hey Riki, did you bone that chick Carol from the bar last night?
Riki: I sure did bro, unfortunately for me though I couldn't feel a thing, she had a fanny like an empty punching bag.

by My Cedar is Cranking October 22, 2019

Human Punching Bag

That one person in your group of friends who just get's made fun of, beat up on, or just plain shit on, all the time.

"Gil is such a loser!" - Friend One
"Yeah Gil you suck!" - Friend Two
"Thanks, glad to be the human punching bag" - Gil

by Peter-Parker March 22, 2010

peachlingism

An online meme fandom worship of the internet personality Peaches

"Wow you like peaches too? Are you apart of peachlingism?"

by insaeyn July 31, 2019