Lanceling

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To Lancel is to pull your penis out of a woman and spray your seed on her belly. This is to prevent your seed from quickening in her womb.

Lanceling is the best contraceptive, dude.

Lanceling by Onaan June 29, 2011

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Panceling

Canceling plans at the last minute because you went home and made the mistake of taking your pants off, incapacitating the ability to be convinced it's worth going back out

Looks like I'm panceling on going out tonight. Let's try for next week!

Panceling by Clifwith1f October 3, 2018

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Laneing

the act of two or more people hanging out in or around a garage, driveway (paved or gravel), patio, deck, street, carport, etc where beer and tobacco products are suggested but not required.

Henry has been out there laneing all day and hasn't dont a damn thing other then drink beer and smoke 'grits.

The men were laneing as they worked on the the tractors

The word is NOT SPELT-LANING

Laneing by yupjk89 February 14, 2012

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læling

A læling, is a person who likes India and is always sucking on his sweatshirt sleeves. He Also have the cheeks of a god and the hair of a munk. Læling is a fantastic and smart person.

Example 1: Læling do you want a napkin? No thanks, i'ma just using ma sleeeves.

Example 2: Lææææææliiiiiing!

læling by Læling defined December 6, 2010

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ass lancing

violent anal sexual intercourse where no contact between the individuals is allowed other than the contact between the rectum and phallus

Nicky had to run to the ER because of the ass lancing he took last night...or...Being a shy person, Oliver enjoyed ass lancing because it took away the personal side of sex.

ass lancing by Griphftor July 5, 2006

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ass lancing

Literally to joust someones asshole.

Wow, last nights ass lancing hurt like a bitch.

ass lancing by dwts25 December 7, 2006

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ladeling

Spooning with an overweight woman.

"Dude, what did you guys do last night"

"I went home with some girl. We did the horizontal monster mash and then we spooned for a little while. That is until I sobered up and realized we were actually ladeling and I immediately left. Don't ever let me drink Canadian Club again.

ladeling by jsgasue March 30, 2009

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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