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Panceling 

Canceling plans at the last minute because you went home and made the mistake of taking your pants off, incapacitating the ability to be convinced it's worth going back out
Looks like I'm panceling on going out tonight. Let's try for next week!
Panceling by Clifwith1f October 3, 2018
the act of two or more people hanging out in or around a garage, driveway (paved or gravel), patio, deck, street, carport, etc where beer and tobacco products are suggested but not required.
Henry has been out there laneing all day and hasn't dont a damn thing other then drink beer and smoke 'grits.

The men were laneing as they worked on the the tractors

The word is NOT SPELT-LANING
Laneing by yupjk89 February 14, 2012
A læling, is a person who likes India and is always sucking on his sweatshirt sleeves. He Also have the cheeks of a god and the hair of a munk. Læling is a fantastic and smart person.
Example 1: Læling do you want a napkin? No thanks, i'ma just using ma sleeeves.

Example 2: Lææææææliiiiiing!
læling by Læling defined December 6, 2010

ass lancing 

violent anal sexual intercourse where no contact between the individuals is allowed other than the contact between the rectum and phallus
Nicky had to run to the ER because of the ass lancing he took last night...or...Being a shy person, Oliver enjoyed ass lancing because it took away the personal side of sex.
ass lancing by Griphftor July 5, 2006

ass lancing 

ass lancing by dwts25 December 7, 2006
"Dude, what did you guys do last night"

"I went home with some girl. We did the horizontal monster mash and then we spooned for a little while. That is until I sobered up and realized we were actually ladeling and I immediately left. Don't ever let me drink Canadian Club again.
ladeling by jsgasue March 30, 2009