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Death-Paneling 

Going door-to-door in one's neighborhood (usually with friends) looking for elderly people, who may or may not be sick, to determine if they should be put to death.
"I can't play one more game of Apples to Apples™. Let's stretch our legs a bit and go death-paneling."
Death-Paneling by Guido66 March 23, 2010

Panceling 

Canceling plans at the last minute because you went home and made the mistake of taking your pants off, incapacitating the ability to be convinced it's worth going back out
Looks like I'm panceling on going out tonight. Let's try for next week!
Panceling by Clifwith1f October 3, 2018

Solar-Panelling 

The art of selling a product. You knock on their doors, call them from random numbers so they can't keep track, and email the fuck out of them until they sign a contract.
Frank isn't sending the agreement back so I am going to start Solar-Panelling the fuck out of him.

Pandling 

A derivative of the term "Pan Handling".

Term used to describe a person who asks for money, products, or favors while making a lewd gesture.

To be sexually perverse while asking for something.
I was gonna give this bum some money, but then realized he was pandling! He came anyway.

Those two pandlers are assaulting that poor woman. Somebody throw change at them!
Pandling by Custard Butter February 22, 2010

Mr pantling 

A pedo . He goes around touching kids . He’s already touched 2 primary schools 7 high schools and is out for the next.
Mother: why has my son been raped?
Teacher: it was probably mr pantling

Pangling 

The padding motion a cat makes with its paws just before it decides to sit/lie down. In humans: the motions one makes to achieve a comfortable position for example on the sofa or in bed

V. - to pangle = to rub against someone/something (consciously or unconsciously) to achieve a state of comfort
Boy: 'for fuck's sake stop pangling, I'm trying to sleep'
Girl: 'but I thought you liked it when I pangle...'
Boy: 'yeah well I lied didn't I?!'
Girl: 'I just don't know you any more' *weeps gently into pillow*
Pangling by freshprince202 November 13, 2011