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Painsomnia 

PainsomniaNot being able to sleep after a major surgery, even after taking all the prescribed medication that should alleviate the pain enough for you to sleep.
I'm suffering from Painsomnia after my back surgery.
I'm surprised that my painsomnia hasn't caused me to lose my mind.
The worst torture I can imagine right now is suffering from multiple nights of painsomnia
Painsomnia by Docjager September 1, 2011
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Pornsomniac 

Someone who cannot fall asleep until they watch porn.
Johnny couldn't sleep the night his cousin's stayed at his house because he couldn't do his nightly masturbation routine. What a pornsomniac.
Pornsomniac by Johnny Horny December 1, 2009

Pinsomnia 

The inability to fall asleep at night, because you can't stop pinning things on Pinterest.
I was up until 3am with Pinsomnia
Pinsomnia by Go-Go-lson May 1, 2012

Pisomnia 

Short for “Pi Insomnia.” When someone struggles to sleep after listening to a math lesson, or reading a geometry book, that repeatedly mentions the irrational number π.
Guesstimate how many folks worldwide suffer even from a mild form of pisomnia, where presently there seems to be no cure for the mathematically induced mental condition.
Pisomnia by Fasters June 26, 2022

pornsomnia 

When you can't sleep so you watch porn
I couldn't sleep last night and I got bored sitting in bed so I just pulled out my laptop and watched porn for 2 hours until I finally fell asleep.
Dude you had pornsomnia.
pornsomnia by awmm August 21, 2016

Pissomnia 

Inability to sleep because of having to piss too frequently
I had a horrible bout of pissomnia last night because I drank too much water after playing tennis.
Pissomnia by ShitDawg69 September 5, 2012
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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