Pornsomniac
Johnny couldn't sleep the night his cousin's stayed at his house because he couldn't do his nightly masturbation routine. What a pornsomniac.
Pornsomniac by Johnny Horny December 1, 2009
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Pornomaniac
One who is both addicted and knowledgeable to pornography.
Usually this individual spends a lot of time with him/herself and learns the ways of the Pornomaniac.
The Porn master.
Pornomaniacs generally are not dangerous, but should not use your computer without supervision.
Usually this individual spends a lot of time with him/herself and learns the ways of the Pornomaniac.
The Porn master.
Pornomaniacs generally are not dangerous, but should not use your computer without supervision.
"Hey Ted, why isn't Jeff here? He's supposed to help me help me set-up my new computer"
"Dude, do you really have to ask? He'd in the lair of the Pornomaniac".
"Dude, do you really have to ask? He'd in the lair of the Pornomaniac".
Pornomaniac by Johnyapplecock July 22, 2010
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pornsomnia
I couldn't sleep last night and I got bored sitting in bed so I just pulled out my laptop and watched porn for 2 hours until I finally fell asleep.
Dude you had pornsomnia.
Dude you had pornsomnia.
pornsomnia by awmm August 21, 2016
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