pornsomnia

When you can't sleep so you watch porn

I couldn't sleep last night and I got bored sitting in bed so I just pulled out my laptop and watched porn for 2 hours until I finally fell asleep.
Dude you had pornsomnia.

by awmm August 21, 2016

painsomnia

Lack of sleep or inability to obtain sufficient sleep due to physical suffering or distress, especially when chronic.

These killer headaches are causing me to have serious painsomnia; I haven't slept well in days.

by danathepaina May 4, 2011

Pornsomniac

Someone who cannot fall asleep until they watch porn.

Johnny couldn't sleep the night his cousin's stayed at his house because he couldn't do his nightly masturbation routine. What a pornsomniac.

by Johnny Horny December 1, 2009

Pinsomnia

The inability to fall asleep at night, because you can't stop pinning things on Pinterest.

I was up until 3am with Pinsomnia

by Go-Go-lson May 1, 2012

Pornsona

When signing up for porn sites or forums hosting adult content, the handle one uses instead of their usual internet handle so that friends can't track their porn habits using Google.

"Dude check this out, I just Googled the username James uses on Youtube and I can see all the porn sites he's signed up for!"
"...why would you even want to know that? Urgh, I wish he'd thought to use a pornsona."

by Matt2009 October 26, 2008

Prosomnia

prosomnia is the best part of sleep. insomnia is when you have too little and hypersomnia is when you have too much, but prosomnia is that sweet spot in the middle, the perfect amount of sleep :)

Guy1: Dude, i went to bed late last night, but still got prosomnia
Guy2: Really?! you're so lucky, i only got two hours

by prosomnia November 4, 2012

poosomnia

The inability to fall asleep because you have to poop so badly. It is usually accompanied by an upset stomach and farting in bed. poo, poop, bowel movement, bm, take a dump, fart, pass gas, drop a deuce, crap, pinch a loaf, sleep, sleeplessness, fall asleep, insomnia

When I eat chili and spinach greens, around 2am I get a major case of poosomnia.

by joecoolthefool January 28, 2017