Pissomnia

Inability to sleep because of having to piss too frequently

I had a horrible bout of pissomnia last night because I drank too much water after playing tennis.

by ShitDawg69 September 5, 2012

painsomnia

Lack of sleep or inability to obtain sufficient sleep due to physical suffering or distress, especially when chronic.

These killer headaches are causing me to have serious painsomnia; I haven't slept well in days.

by danathepaina May 4, 2011

Pinsomnia

The inability to fall asleep at night, because you can't stop pinning things on Pinterest.

I was up until 3am with Pinsomnia

by Go-Go-lson May 1, 2012

Pissonpatty Drunk

The highest level of inebriation a person can reach without slipping into a coma

Last Saint Patrick's day I was so drunk that I pissed on someone in the bar. I was pissonpatty drunk.

by Scwasted Face February 11, 2010

Prosomnia

prosomnia is the best part of sleep. insomnia is when you have too little and hypersomnia is when you have too much, but prosomnia is that sweet spot in the middle, the perfect amount of sleep :)

Guy1: Dude, i went to bed late last night, but still got prosomnia
Guy2: Really?! you're so lucky, i only got two hours

by prosomnia November 4, 2012

split pissonality

When you're taking a leak and you get two streams out of the one hole!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! What a clever and funny definition!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

Pisomnia

Short for “Pi Insomnia.” When someone struggles to sleep after listening to a math lesson, or reading a geometry book, that repeatedly mentions the irrational number π.

Guesstimate how many folks worldwide suffer even from a mild form of pisomnia, where presently there seems to be no cure for the mathematically induced mental condition.

by Fasters June 26, 2022