Pissomnia 

Inability to sleep because of having to piss too frequently

I had a horrible bout of pissomnia last night because I drank too much water after playing tennis.

Pissomnia by ShitDawg69 September 5, 2012

painsomnia 

Lack of sleep or inability to obtain sufficient sleep due to physical suffering or distress, especially when chronic.

These killer headaches are causing me to have serious painsomnia; I haven't slept well in days.

painsomnia by danathepaina May 4, 2011

Pinsomnia 

The inability to fall asleep at night, because you can't stop pinning things on Pinterest.

I was up until 3am with Pinsomnia

Pinsomnia by Go-Go-lson May 1, 2012

Pissonpatty Drunk 

The highest level of inebriation a person can reach without slipping into a coma

Last Saint Patrick's day I was so drunk that I pissed on someone in the bar. I was pissonpatty drunk.

Pissonpatty Drunk by Scwasted Face February 11, 2010

Prosomnia

prosomnia is the best part of sleep. insomnia is when you have too little and hypersomnia is when you have too much, but prosomnia is that sweet spot in the middle, the perfect amount of sleep :)

Guy1: Dude, i went to bed late last night, but still got prosomnia
Guy2: Really?! you're so lucky, i only got two hours

Prosomnia by prosomnia November 4, 2012

split pissonality 

When you're taking a leak and you get two streams out of the one hole!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! What a clever and funny definition!!

split pissonality by Da Man July 16, 2004

Pisomnia 

Short for “Pi Insomnia.” When someone struggles to sleep after listening to a math lesson, or reading a geometry book, that repeatedly mentions the irrational number π.

Guesstimate how many folks worldwide suffer even from a mild form of pisomnia, where presently there seems to be no cure for the mathematically induced mental condition.

Pisomnia by Fasters June 26, 2022