Definitions by ShitDawg69

Match.Com-Rage

The rage felt upon receiving an online dating or dating app notification only to see that it was sent by a hideous ogre.

I felt acute match.com-rage after looking at who sent me that dating-site email.

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Inability to sleep because of having to piss too frequently

I had a horrible bout of pissomnia last night because I drank too much water after playing tennis.

Pissomnia by ShitDawg69 September 5, 2012

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