Paife 

Paife is a very enthusiastic individual that can spark a conversation with anyone due to her amicable, bubbly personality. Despite her excitable personality she does mask some deep, troubling life imprecations such as Porridge. Be compassionate to a Paife and be wary to approach with sensitivity when sharing pictures of your warm oat breakfast as it may cause offence.

"You don't like porridge? Is that you Paife?"

Person A:"ARRRAAABIIIAANNNN NIGGGHHHHHTTTTSSSSSS"
Person B:" That is the sweet mating call of the rare species of Paife"

Paife by HantaBanta December 18, 2015

painers 

(noun)Painkilling pain pills. Narcotic opiods, usually referring to the lower grade hydrocodone persuasion such as loratab or loraset, but can also include oxycodone, morphine, etc.

When hard up for a buzz Felix would take all the painers he could get his hands on.

painers by Nikki Stixx December 11, 2018

Doing a T-Paine

The act of sitting in complete silence for the duration of a first date, and still gaining a second.

Dude: You said absolutely nothing to Katie last night! It must have been so awkward!

Tom: Nah, it was fine! I was 'Doing a T-Paine', we are going out again next week.

Doing a T-Paine by UnbelievableD October 13, 2013

paisen

Japanese slang for superior. A play on the term "senpai."
Usually used in a cutesy, playful, or casual way.

Paisen, you're so cool!

paisen by unfoldeed June 9, 2018

Pakfection 

Pakfection is a rapidly contagious type of infection spread by the narcissistic bipolar dolphin boner named Pakman. The symptoms include bipolarism, sudden change of sexuality, retardation, lack of basic emotions, narcissism, “cool kid”, vulgar language, violent tendencies, racism and sexism. There is currently no permanent cure for the pakfection.

Gabby: You caught the pakfection. You’re so pakfected, James.

James: NO I’M NOT, YOU ASIAN DOG-EATING BITCH!!!

Pakfection by FrogyBoi >:3 October 11, 2023

t-paine 

Thomas Jefferson's affectionate nickname for Thomas Paine, Revolutionary-era intellectual, musician, and author or co-author of "Common Sense," "The Rights of Man feat. Yung Napoleon," and "Declaration of Skindependence."

T-Paine: I'm in luv wit the Republic, g.
George Washington: Yes, but you haven't answered my question: should we launch the revolution?
T-Paine: Talk to Franklin... This war is all about the Benjamin, man.

t-paine by Egregious Groper August 5, 2008

Thomas Paine 

The original T-Pain.

Thomas Paine = T. Paine = T-Pain

Thomas Paine by systemicfailure February 17, 2010