t-paine 

Thomas Jefferson's affectionate nickname for Thomas Paine, Revolutionary-era intellectual, musician, and author or co-author of "Common Sense," "The Rights of Man feat. Yung Napoleon," and "Declaration of Skindependence."

T-Paine: I'm in luv wit the Republic, g.
George Washington: Yes, but you haven't answered my question: should we launch the revolution?
T-Paine: Talk to Franklin... This war is all about the Benjamin, man.

t-paine by Egregious Groper August 5, 2008

Doing a T-Paine

The act of sitting in complete silence for the duration of a first date, and still gaining a second.

Dude: You said absolutely nothing to Katie last night! It must have been so awkward!

Tom: Nah, it was fine! I was 'Doing a T-Paine', we are going out again next week.

Doing a T-Paine by UnbelievableD October 13, 2013

T-Pagne 

Pronounced T-Pain, this is a alcoholic concoction that consists of Champagne and Tilt (preferably Puple Tilt). Blended together with ice this is like a frosty treat that will knock even the most seasoned partier on their ass when enough is consumed. Usually served at kick-ass parties in the Northwest Region of the United States. Created by the ultimate hostess with the mostest for the purposes of giving her guests the ultimate party brain-freeze buzz.

I went to Stacy's party and she was serving T-Pagne! It only took one before I stripped down naked and jumped in Lester Lagoon. Good Times!

T-Pagne by SSweetSS April 25, 2011

T-Pained 

The act of falling in love with a stripper. The term originated from the song 'I'm in love with a stripper' by rapper T-Pain.

I just got a lap dance in that strip club. She totally T-Pained me.
I've just been T-Pained.

T-Pained by Jamjar.com May 23, 2014

t-pain effect 

A computerized effect used on a voice to make it seem like the person can sing in key.

The T-Pain Effect is used in almost any song by or featuring T-Pain, also used by Lil Wayne in "Lollipop"

t-pain effect by Dale Saunders May 5, 2008

T Pain 

Testicle pain. The pain that results from impact to testicles.

"Hey careful with those juggling balls....uurrrrrrrgggghhhhh....you just gave me t pain"

T Pain by nomanature April 2, 2009

T-Pain 

Faheem Najm, an American Muslim hiphop singer from Tallahassee, Florida, currently signed under Konvict music.

T-Pain became famous with songs like "I'm in love with a Stripper", and "I'm Sprung". Between 2006 and 2007, T-Pain found himself in numerous singles and radio-hits such as "I'm N Luv", "Buy U a Drank", "Bartender", "U and Dat", "I'm a Flirt", "Outta My System", "Baby Don't Go", "Shawty", and the remix to just about every song ever.

At around the same time, R Kelly appeared in more songs than he'd ever been in before, remixes, singles, every song you can name.

T-Pain: I'm a flirt, soon as I see her walk up in the club, I'ma Party like a rock star! Right after I buy you a drank, of course. I'm in love with a stripper, but baby don't go, LETS DO THE 2-STEP!! I'm a flirt ok? Thats just how I am, I can't get girls outta my system. Whenever i'm around you I always think of you and dat booty...

Muslims aren't supposed to drink... Yet T-Pain's likes the bartender, and he's so drunk he's falling in love with strippers, partying like a rock star.

T-Pain by lemonlime1379 July 18, 2007