PTMDD

An acronym for “Prematurity Time Management Deficit Disorder” which is a cognitive deficit emanating from being born prematurely and which causes the sufferer to operate as though time does not exist.

She was often seen as a flagrantly rude asshole who had no social skills or respect for others’ time until those close to her began to realize that she had suffered with PTMDD throughout her always well-intentioned life.

PTMDD by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021

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PTVCD

Acronym for Post Traumatic Vacuum Cord Disorder.

Timmy was once vacuuming the upstairs bathroom. It was filthy. Dirt was all over the floor from his brother Brayden's soccer game. His shin guards were spread around the floor. After tidying up the floor, Timmy started vacuuming. 10 minutes later, Timmy was done. He unplugged the cord from the wall and dashed back over to the cleaner. He depressed his foot on the cord return button. The cord sped an astounding speed back to the cleaner. However, instead of going to the cleaner, the cord end ricocheted right off the back of Timmy's heel. Timmy cursed to himself quietly, but it his head he thought to himself "HOW IN FUCKING HELL DID THIS BULLSHIT HAPPEN!" 25 years later Timmy and most of the common public who have ever vacuumed still suffer from PTVCD. They can no longer trust that the cord will go back into the vacuum without hurting their lower leg area and they are more prone to coil the vacuum cord much slower than the average human.

PTVCD by Jake Gogolinski June 20, 2015

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PTSDD

Acronym for

Posttraumatic DumbassTrump Scandal Dismissal Disorder

Nancy Pelosi has to consider the 48 million Red Neck Racist Americans that will have be suffering from PTSDD when DPOTUS is removed from office. Rudy Giuliani was the 1st to show symptoms

PTSDD by MarqMyWord October 17, 2019

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PTVCD

Acronym for Post Traumatic Vacuum Cord Disorder.

Timmy was once vacuuming the upstairs bathroom. It was filthy. Dirt was all over the floor from his brother Brayden's soccer game. His shin guards were spread around the floor. After tidying up the floor, Timmy started vacuuming. 10 minutes later, Timmy was done. He unplugged the cord from the wall and dashed back over to the cleaner. He depressed his foot on the cord return button. The cord sped an astounding speed back to the cleaner. However, instead of going to the cleaner, the cord end ricocheted right off the back of Timmy's heel. Timmy cursed to himself quietly, but it his head he thought to himself "HOW IN FUCKING HELL DID THIS BULLSHIT HAPPEN!" 25 years later Timmy and most of the common public who have ever vacuumed still suffer from PTVCD. They can no longer trust that the cord will go back into the vacuum without hurting their lower leg area and they are more prone to coil the vacuum cord much slower than the average human.

PTVCD by Jake Gogolinski June 20, 2015

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PTDD

Post Traumatic Dick Disorder, when you have a bad experience such as puking on a guy during a bj, and having bad gag reflexes and not being able to give head or have a dick near your face without flashbacks of the previous event.

"I tried to give Henry head but I had PTDD from the time I threw up on Chris's dick."

PTDD by Cjayebrosjg November 27, 2015

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PTDD

Periodic Temporary Displacement Disorder.
Cases will involve forgeting key facts about situations you don't want to be in. Studies have shown that 98.7% of working Americans suffer from PTDD durring their working hours.

Jill: We already did that file last week, don't you remember?

Bill: Oh shit, sorry, it's the PTDD again.

Jill: Damn Bill!!! Thats the seventh time this week and it's Tuesday!

PTDD by da_king101 March 29, 2009