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PTVCD

Acronym for Post Traumatic Vacuum Cord Disorder.
Timmy was once vacuuming the upstairs bathroom. It was filthy. Dirt was all over the floor from his brother Brayden's soccer game. His shin guards were spread around the floor. After tidying up the floor, Timmy started vacuuming. 10 minutes later, Timmy was done. He unplugged the cord from the wall and dashed back over to the cleaner. He depressed his foot on the cord return button. The cord sped an astounding speed back to the cleaner. However, instead of going to the cleaner, the cord end ricocheted right off the back of Timmy's heel. Timmy cursed to himself quietly, but it his head he thought to himself "HOW IN FUCKING HELL DID THIS BULLSHIT HAPPEN!" 25 years later Timmy and most of the common public who have ever vacuumed still suffer from PTVCD. They can no longer trust that the cord will go back into the vacuum without hurting their lower leg area and they are more prone to coil the vacuum cord much slower than the average human.
by Jake Gogolinski June 20, 2015
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PTVCD

Acronym for Post Traumatic Vacuum Cord Disorder.
Timmy was once vacuuming the upstairs bathroom. It was filthy. Dirt was all over the floor from his brother Brayden's soccer game. His shin guards were spread around the floor. After tidying up the floor, Timmy started vacuuming. 10 minutes later, Timmy was done. He unplugged the cord from the wall and dashed back over to the cleaner. He depressed his foot on the cord return button. The cord sped an astounding speed back to the cleaner. However, instead of going to the cleaner, the cord end ricocheted right off the back of Timmy's heel. Timmy cursed to himself quietly, but it his head he thought to himself "HOW IN FUCKING HELL DID THIS BULLSHIT HAPPEN!" 25 years later Timmy and most of the common public who have ever vacuumed still suffer from PTVCD. They can no longer trust that the cord will go back into the vacuum without hurting their lower leg area and they are more prone to coil the vacuum cord much slower than the average human.
by Jake Gogolinski June 20, 2015
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PTOCD

POST TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS DEPRESSIONS. Term used to describe your series of emotional breakdowns, random shed of tears after the Tournament of Champions in World Scholars Cup.
by Baldwin (totally not my name) November 16, 2019
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PTOCD

When their parents house was just a heterogenous mess of junk and pain, so now they need to live in perfect order just to get through the day.
Wow that poor kid is just whipped by ptocd
by 247fruitcake July 2, 2018
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PTCD

an acronym, meaning: "Post Traumatic Cringe Disorder"

derived/inspired by "PTSD" or "Post Traumatic Stress Disorder"

To truly understand PTCD, you must first understand PTSD... mainly, how those with PTSD will be brought back to the moment of a traumatic event when triggered. Upon this, their body momentarily relives their past trauma as if it is happening present day. triggers can be anything - auditory, visual, olfactory (smell), tastes, etc- that for any which reason your body has subconsciously tied the trauma to.

Knowing this, the implication of someone saying they have "PTCD" is that they have laid witness to something so utterly cringe-worthy, that they're legit haunted by the experience in the same fashion as the disorder it's inspired from.

Imagine:
a person witnesses a man walk into a gathering where everyone is having a great time, only for the room to fall silent at his every attempt to come across as cool or funny. Awkward silences, long stares, and attempts to re-direct will occur non-stop by others; yet the man, so egregiously full of himself, continues to try to be the center of attention. every joke and misplaced laugh of his only humiliates him further.

After witnessing such cringe, you may realize that the littlest things that could possibly remind you of that moment never fails to bring it back vividly, regardless of how much time has past, and that each and every time you feel the cringe all over again. You are experiencing PTCD.
Person A: Hey, take a look at this guy!

(Person A shows person B a photo of a guy with a long pointed gnome-like beard, wearing a hat and a t-shirt while inside of a pool)

Person B: Ugh, NO! He looks just like the guy who ruined the gathering last week! I still have PTCD from that whole night!

Person A: I'm so sorry....
by Talia Dixon February 7, 2022
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PTCD

Acronym: "Post Traumatic Cunt Disorder"

When you're out with your significant other and see something that brings on a memory from a bad relationship.
Me: "Seeing those gaudy shoes reminds me of that narcissist I used to date."

Friend: "that's some PTCD dude!"
by MikeZ! January 1, 2017
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PTCD!!

Acronym: "Put That Cookie Down!!". Origin - Jingle all the way(film). Order instructing the execution of the motion of shortening of vertical distance between a small cake made from stiff, sweet dough and the centre of the earth. Also see PTCDN.
Man: MMmmmmm These cookies are delicious!
Arnie: PTCD!!
by JackRazzak June 12, 2007
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