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Ptodd is who you would call a monkey he has big ears but he hates being caught eating bananas because people make fun of him and make monkey noises, Ptodd does not have a black skin tone but he has big ears so we call him a monkey

If you play Mario cart and you throw a banana and its only the peel its because Ptodd ate the actual banana.

You know Jungle Jims? he owns it. he personally made the theme song to "swing on in, swing into Jungle Jims" because hes a monkey and loves swinging on vines.
person 1: do you know Ptodd
person 2: the guy with big ears?
ptodd by mr. normans - jay.mercs February 1, 2024
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Cattle Prodder 

A cattle in West Indian is an extra large woman, almost beast like.

A cattle prodder is one who prods a cattle, in other words humps extra large fat chicks.
Jimmy's a cattle prodder, cause the sight of layers of fat turns him on!
Cattle Prodder by Ilovecattles January 15, 2017
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POST TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS DEPRESSIONS. Term used to describe your series of emotional breakdowns, random shed of tears after the Tournament of Champions in World Scholars Cup.
A slang term for a person of the Protestant faith, used mostly by the Irish and British.
The next Proddie I see wearin' a Rangers jersey is gonna get smacked in the coupon!
Proddie by Cahoon Clansman February 15, 2004
Pjodder is an Icelandic slang which is originated from the polish name Piotr.
It´s an adjective that friends use to address one another, often taking a bit of a shot at the other person.
You might get called Pjodder if you are saying or doing something stupid but in a funny, friendly, and/or spontaneous way.

There is also the word Pjodd which is an abbreviation for the word Pjodder.
"Beinteinn how was the weekend?"
-It was good, met a lot of Pjodders though."

"Arent fell on his arm yesterday and broke it"
-Hah, what a Pjodder am I right?

"Hey Pjodder are you coming to the game tonight or what?"
-Sure I´ll be there Pjodd.
Pjodder by Pjodder July 17, 2019
An acronym for “Prematurity Time Management Deficit Disorder” which is a cognitive deficit emanating from being born prematurely and which causes the sufferer to operate as though time does not exist.
She was often seen as a flagrantly rude asshole who had no social skills or respect for others’ time until those close to her began to realize that she had suffered with PTMDD throughout her always well-intentioned life.
PTMDD by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021

turd prodder 

Bill was a predatory turd prodder, he poked more arse than you have had hot breakfasts, duckie.
turd prodder by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006