4 definitions by Jake Gogolinski
To completely destroy a relationship with a friend or significant other in a single action that benefits yourself.
After Joe squandered his parents fortune on a new camaro without sharing with his brother, he never spoke to Joe again and Joe therefore burned that bridge when he crossed it.
by Jake Gogolinski August 13, 2015
Timmy was once vacuuming the upstairs bathroom. It was filthy. Dirt was all over the floor from his brother Brayden's soccer game. His shin guards were spread around the floor. After tidying up the floor, Timmy started vacuuming. 10 minutes later, Timmy was done. He unplugged the cord from the wall and dashed back over to the cleaner. He depressed his foot on the cord return button. The cord sped an astounding speed back to the cleaner. However, instead of going to the cleaner, the cord end ricocheted right off the back of Timmy's heel. Timmy cursed to himself quietly, but it his head he thought to himself "HOW IN FUCKING HELL DID THIS BULLSHIT HAPPEN!" 25 years later Timmy and most of the common public who have ever vacuumed still suffer from PTVCD. They can no longer trust that the cord will go back into the vacuum without hurting their lower leg area and they are more prone to coil the vacuum cord much slower than the average human.
by Jake Gogolinski June 15, 2015
Timmy was once vacuuming the upstairs bathroom. It was filthy. Dirt was all over the floor from his brother Brayden's soccer game. His shin guards were spread around the floor. After tidying up the floor, Timmy started vacuuming. 10 minutes later, Timmy was done. He unplugged the cord from the wall and dashed back over to the cleaner. He depressed his foot on the cord return button. The cord sped an astounding speed back to the cleaner. However, instead of going to the cleaner, the cord end ricocheted right off the back of Timmy's heel. Timmy cursed to himself quietly, but it his head he thought to himself "HOW IN FUCKING HELL DID THIS BULLSHIT HAPPEN!" 25 years later Timmy and most of the common public who have ever vacuumed still suffer from PTVCD. They can no longer trust that the cord will go back into the vacuum without hurting their lower leg area and they are more prone to coil the vacuum cord much slower than the average human.
by Jake Gogolinski June 15, 2015
A type of bathroom emergency similar to diarrhea- however more of a liquid than solid. The most dire excuse to go to the bathroom in any circumstance. A liqishit is all liquid with no chunks. Fucking nasty.
Jake at the party was drunk as fuck. He ate too much seafood and drank too much Miller Lite. Suddenly, a rumbling started happening in his stomach. Jake waddled over to the Porta Potty and knocked frantically. "I GOT LIQISHITS" he screamed. His bro Brag dashed out of the toilet just in time so that his friend didn't ruin his pants.
by Jake Gogolinski June 15, 2015