PTDD

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Post Traumatic Dick Disorder, when you have a bad experience such as puking on a guy during a bj, and having bad gag reflexes and not being able to give head or have a dick near your face without flashbacks of the previous event.

"I tried to give Henry head but I had PTDD from the time I threw up on Chris's dick."

PTDD by Cjayebrosjg November 27, 2015

Words you can keep

PTDD

Periodic Temporary Displacement Disorder.
Cases will involve forgeting key facts about situations you don't want to be in. Studies have shown that 98.7% of working Americans suffer from PTDD durring their working hours.

Jill: We already did that file last week, don't you remember?

Bill: Oh shit, sorry, it's the PTDD again.

Jill: Damn Bill!!! Thats the seventh time this week and it's Tuesday!

PTDD by da_king101 March 29, 2009

PTDD

Post Traumatic Debate Disorder, When someone is afraid to watch a debate because the last one was so painful to watch.

I almost didn't watch the VP Debate last night because I suffer from PTDD.

PTDD by CMLora October 12, 2012

PTDD

Post Traumatic Drug Disorder

Bro... After yesterday I have PTDD

PTDD by Broski01 April 3, 2017

PTDD (Post Traumatic Debate Disorder)

A mental disorder that can develop after a person is exposed to a traumatic event, such as a Presidential Debate broadcast, Justice candidates nomination process in the Senate Judiciary Committee, Congressional Budget Act negotiations, or other threats on a person's mental health life.

People watching the debates on TV are overwhelming the health system, being affected with PTDD (Post Traumatic Debate Disorder)

PTDD (Post Traumatic Debate Disorder) by vetclinician October 23, 2020

Post-Traumatic Dingus Disorder (PTDD)

The negative emotional, physical, or psychological exhaustion caused by prolonged exposure to a certified dingus.

Symptoms include:
- Sudden flashbacks to peak dingus behavior
- Involuntary sighing
- Saying “bro…” to no one in particular
- Avoiding situations where dinguses may roam

After putting up with Angela’s nonsense on the regular, I now have Post-Traumatic Dingus Disorder (PTDD).

Post-Traumatic Dingus Disorder (PTDD) by OpeSorryDude April 4, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026