PooBeer
A person who insists on having a full fledge conversation with you in the bathroom while taking a dump.
PooBeer by urbanwordhunter April 16, 2010
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poobert
poobert is a god to some. he is everywhere and anywhere always. poobert. in his raw form, poobert is a worm with a top hat. however he can transform into anything. poobert is most known for stealing eggs and lungs. pooobert.
person 1: poobert took my lungs
person 2:
person 1:
person 2: (revealing himself to be poobert) GIVE ME YOUR EGS
person 2:
person 1:
person 2: (revealing himself to be poobert) GIVE ME YOUR EGS
poobert by POOBERTISEPIC October 6, 2018
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PooBeer • Poober • Pooberry • Poobert • pooberty • poobernating • pooberdoober • Poober Driblings • Poobernugget • Poober please
Pooberty Boobs
When breast tissue is still growing, i.e. in puberty. Therefore said breasts take on an odd cone-like shape that is referred to as 'pooberty boobs' due to the assonance.
Pooberty Boobs by RumbleRoreIsGod January 21, 2011
Pooberty
When the meal you've ingested becomes mature and begins it's escape from your anus with extreme angst and prejudice. Pooberty often ends in betrayal by shart, trouser chili dogs, or shitting one's self.
Dude ate the biggest burrito I've ever seen! It must have hit pooberty because I saw him running to the turd guzzler leaving a trail of butt-chum behind him...
Pooberty by JohnnyBravo00 September 6, 2016
Pooberry
A small berry-like lump of poo that hangs 'on the vine' around the arse area.
See also 'Clagnut'
Or 'Arsegrape'
See also 'Clagnut'
Or 'Arsegrape'
Pooberry by Sir Oswald Muesli February 24, 2004
Poobernugget
A piece of feces, that when you see it you cant tell which direction it was reliesed from the anus. It doesnt have the regular long, skinny, kind of snakeish looking form, it just looks like a brown, or other color, figure.
Dude i went to pinch one off in the airport before i missed my plane, but in the stall i found a big ass poobernugget, it kinda looked like george bush, but it didnt have that regular turd figure.
Poobernugget by jaybulls35 April 7, 2009
grand poobear
“Hey, do you know how grand poobear got his name?”
“No, but I heard he lost his legs in a tragic snowboarding accident”
“No, but I heard he lost his legs in a tragic snowboarding accident”
grand poobear by Pappy van winkle May 16, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.