PooBeer 

A person who insists on having a full fledge conversation with you in the bathroom while taking a dump.

Dude gross, your such a PooBeer. No I don't want to talk to you while your taking a dump, man.

PooBeer by urbanwordhunter April 16, 2010

poobert 

poobert is a god to some. he is everywhere and anywhere always. poobert. in his raw form, poobert is a worm with a top hat. however he can transform into anything. poobert is most known for stealing eggs and lungs. pooobert.

person 1: poobert took my lungs

person 2:

person 1:

person 2: (revealing himself to be poobert) GIVE ME YOUR EGS

poobert by POOBERTISEPIC October 6, 2018

Pooberty Boobs 

When breast tissue is still growing, i.e. in puberty. Therefore said breasts take on an odd cone-like shape that is referred to as 'pooberty boobs' due to the assonance.

Dude did you those boobs?
Yeah still pooberty boobs, they'll come in handy soon enough

Pooberty Boobs by RumbleRoreIsGod January 21, 2011

Pooberty 

When the meal you've ingested becomes mature and begins it's escape from your anus with extreme angst and prejudice. Pooberty often ends in betrayal by shart, trouser chili dogs, or shitting one's self.

Dude ate the biggest burrito I've ever seen! It must have hit pooberty because I saw him running to the turd guzzler leaving a trail of butt-chum behind him...

Pooberty by JohnnyBravo00 September 6, 2016

Pooberry 

A small berry-like lump of poo that hangs 'on the vine' around the arse area.

See also 'Clagnut'

Or 'Arsegrape'

Stephanie discovered to her shame that she had developed a pooberry

Pooberry by Sir Oswald Muesli February 24, 2004

Poobernugget 

A piece of feces, that when you see it you cant tell which direction it was reliesed from the anus. It doesnt have the regular long, skinny, kind of snakeish looking form, it just looks like a brown, or other color, figure.

Dude i went to pinch one off in the airport before i missed my plane, but in the stall i found a big ass poobernugget, it kinda looked like george bush, but it didnt have that regular turd figure.

Poobernugget by jaybulls35 April 7, 2009

grand poobear 

A famous video game streamer who is most popular for playing super Mario maker.

“Hey, do you know how grand poobear got his name?”
“No, but I heard he lost his legs in a tragic snowboarding accident”

grand poobear by Pappy van winkle May 16, 2019