EGS

Explosive gastric surge. It is the overwhelming urge for a bowel movement caused by gas build up. Often happens after breakfast or a meal, especially when accompanied with coffee.

I have to leave now, I've got EGS.

by -dart- July 16, 2009

Egs

eggs but not politicalt

egs are yummy

by EGGSGKSGSGSGSG September 12, 2021

EGS

EGS is an acronym for Epic Gamer Syndrome. Epic Gamer Syndrome is the syndrome in which you are an epic gamer.

Johnathan: Bro, I was diagnosed with EGS today...
Bob: What's EGS?
Johnathan: Epic Gamer Syndrome, dude.

by BubbaJuice October 9, 2021

EGS

"Elitäre Gemeinschaft Speldorf", best Org in the northern Hemisphere

-Are you in 100 Thieves?
-Eat Shit im in the EGS

by EGS TBone November 22, 2021

EGS UNITED

A secret society/cult of immortal anthropomorphic eggs.

I’m going to an EGS UNITED meeting today.

by Wide Eg December 17, 2020

egs dee

egs dee is when XD just isn't good enough

egs dee

by an actual lemon January 11, 2017

enfield grammar egs

battyman yard where thers some fresh shiny balhead yute who licks up mandems battycrease in school toilets

the balhead yute who works in enfield grammar egs "wag1 g time for ur blowjob for not behaving in class"

the balhead yute "BIGMAN HURRY UP MANS GOT MORE KIDS TO TOUCH AT 5 PM STRIP UR PANTS DOWN U PATTY"
"the student allow me fam my uncle tickles mans clart in fridays anyways"

the balhead yute "swear????? say no more bossman tell ur uncle to be at yard at friday me and him will do up a threesome and tell him to bring the 20 inch rubber dildo ur gonna be feeling it all up ur batty friday"
"the student allow it u pussyo my uncle will skin ur fat fucking bolohead u neek"
balhead yute "snm g bun taking ur pants down ur holding my fat white corn right now right here u pussyo out here thinking u can chat to man like tht"

by golickurnanshairyclit April 2, 2020