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Poobernating The act of sitting on the toilet until your legs go numb. Usually with a phone or tablet.

Dad’s been poobernating since getting home for work.

poobernating by Sdumas29 May 25, 2018

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poobernating

The act of taking materials into a bathroom intending to spend an appreciable amount time on the toilet. Usually accompanied by a phone tablet but books and magazines may be used. Poobernating is complete once one or both legs have gone numb.

If you can’t find dad, try the bathroom. He’s been poobernating since he got home from work. He may need to have his legs amputated.

poobernating by Sdumas29 May 26, 2018

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Pooperbating

To defecate and masturbate at the same time.

Some people have weird kinky fetishes like feet, stockings, and dildos. I, on the other hand, enjoy a nice extended session of pooperbating.

Pooperbating by GAJ&RS April 2, 2015

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She gave up pop for the new year. She was poppernating for the new year.

Poppernating by Knows-All-The-Cool-New-Words December 30, 2021

Pooperbating

When a guy tells his girlfriend he has to go take a poop but masturbates to porn after wards on the toilet.

"Fred always says he has to go take a poop and takes so long, he must be pooperbating!"

Pooperbating by MayriahLegendary April 7, 2021

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

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See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

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