poobernating
Poobernating The act of sitting on the toilet until your legs go numb. Usually with a phone or tablet.
poobernating by Sdumas29 May 25, 2018
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poobernating
The act of taking materials into a bathroom intending to spend an appreciable amount time on the toilet. Usually accompanied by a phone tablet but books and magazines may be used. Poobernating is complete once one or both legs have gone numb.
If you can’t find dad, try the bathroom. He’s been poobernating since he got home from work. He may need to have his legs amputated.
poobernating by Sdumas29 May 26, 2018
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