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Whenever someone does somethng embarassing or stupid then ''PAT!'' is shouted out in order to cause the person further embarassment.
First used in Glasgow, Scotland. Now a common phrase in Scottish mainlands.
In math class boy argues with the teacher
Teacher tells boy to sit down
Fustrated at losing arguement, boy storms out class
Fellow classmate shouts 'PAT!' just as he leaves class
Boy feels more embarassedThe end
PAT! by Archbishop cunty March 23, 2009
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A Pat is an epic and really cool dude that wants to help everyone he meets. He is caring and sweet, and will try his best everyday. But at the same time, he could be the scariest person ever. WARNING: DONT MESS WITH A PAT
Today I met Pat and he was really cool, we should all be really cool buddies.
Short for the name Patrick.
Hey, there goes Pat, i love that guy.
Pat by Pat P May 7, 2008
The rare occurance of ejaculating in your underwear after a female touches your penis for a short amount of time. This is primarily caused by not mastubating before going on a date with an incredibly hot girl.
His girlfriend made him pat last night, isn't that embarrassing.
Pat by LCPL USMC Ret. January 19, 2006
The word Pat is short for, Perfect, attractive and tempting. It is often used by girls, who finds a man very attractive.
A:''Hey check out that dude in the bar, he looks hansome''
B:''yeah, he is truly a pat''.
Pat by Nowaiiii September 5, 2010
Dude he is a pat.

He was a pat
pat by nicodle September 22, 2008
A person that looks like a man and a woman. From old SNL skit.
-Dude, check ou that chick, how fucking ugly.

-No way man, that is totally a guy.

-I think it is a Pat.
Pat by pat hughes December 28, 2005
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