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Parable Of The Onion
Somewhere at the start of Shrek 1, Donkey is being a dick and Shrek stars chatting shit about onions. He tells Donkey that "there is more to ogres than people think" and says that ogres are like onions, they have layers. This is called the 'Parable Of Onion'.
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"Shrekism is a religion based upon the 'Parable Of The Onion'"
"Ogres have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers." - The Great Shrek (Peace be upon him).
"Ogres have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers." - The Great Shrek (Peace be upon him).
Parable Of The Onion by Wagwan Bluuuud May 6, 2019
Parabolacorona
Parabolacorona by Ketchup ^-^ March 1, 2020
Parabatai
More than friends, more than siblings, more than blood. It is a special bond between two people that can’t be broken. A form of love that lasts forever. Nephilim who protect one another and are stronger together.
Parabatai Oath:
Entreat me do not leave thee
Or to return from following after thee
For wither thou goest, I will go
And where thou lodgest, I will lodge
Thy people shall be my people
And thy God, my God
Where thou diest, I will die
And there I will be buried
The Angel do so to me, and more also
I aught but death part thee and me
Parabatai Oath:
Entreat me do not leave thee
Or to return from following after thee
For wither thou goest, I will go
And where thou lodgest, I will lodge
Thy people shall be my people
And thy God, my God
Where thou diest, I will die
And there I will be buried
The Angel do so to me, and more also
I aught but death part thee and me
Parabola
Parabola by Parabola expert April 20, 2017
paraboo
A mythical creature also known as the phantom of Sears Hicksville. There has never been any history recorded of the great Paraboo. He likes Indian poom-poom, who is also a mythical creature sighted on the sci-fi channel in Destination Truth. Paraboo is known to spend countless hours smoking cigarettes and hibernating. He loves jasmeennnnnn and likes to keep warm at night in the city. He does man things all day and wears a toga when he's staying fly in his Gucci suit.
the lochness monster; grizzly bear; big foot; dead water buffalo; muzzy, bam bam bigilo; Parabooty; Mighty Paraboo Young; The Thing.
paraboo by HtotheRizzo March 28, 2011
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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