Ebola

Something that is bad or unfortunate, particularly when playing video games, often to do with bad luck.
Wow, those textures over there are really ebola. THATS ATCUALLY EBOLA!
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Ebola

an infectious and generally fatal disease marked by fever and severe internal bleeding, spread through contact with infected body fluids by a filovirus ( Ebola virus ), whose normal host species is unknown.
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Ebola

A disease originating in africa and caused by a worm that no one knows.
Random kid: hi
You: go away and shut the f*** up. You have Ebola.
by Spacetrumpgangster November 21, 2018
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Ebola

"Its a disease on the Discovery Channel, where all your intestines sort of just slip out of your butt."

-Jesse Pinkman
When you say it's contamination, I'm thinking like an Ebola leak, or something.
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Ebola

A very deadly disease which the original host is unknown. Ebola was first recognized in 1976. There are four known subtypes of the Ebola virus, Ebola-Zaire which kills 90% of people, Ebola-Sudan which kills 50% of people, Ebola-Ivory Coast, and Ebola Restin which is not fatal in humans. Ebola causes people to spew blood and other fluids out of every orifice of their body, and is transmitted by these fluids.
You have Ebola, have fun spewing out your innards
by MetalMoe May 27, 2004
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Ebola

The reason for everything. When someone doesn't show up for work, or school, it is because of Ebola. You can catch Ebola from everything, including emails, gossip, old breast milk, etc. Don't look in your closet either, there is the Ebol-gey Man hiding, waiting to spread the virus and turn you into a zombie.
Where's Anthony?

He must have Ebola.
by AiiR x ChiieFs October 20, 2014
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Ebola

Currently the 17,000th scariest thing in Africa. It made headline news and everybody was scared shitless when the outbreaks occurred, but after 2 weeks, just like every other bandwagon, everybody forgot about it.
Person 1: Hey, you heard about those Ebola outbreaks in Africa?

Person 2: Yeah. But after a couple weeks it'll die off and people will find better things to freak the fuck out about.

Person 1: True.
by 1-800-PAIN August 12, 2014
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