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A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B. 

Acronym for: As Soon As God Damn Mother Fucking Possible, Bitch.
I need those 1085 forms ASAGDMFPB!
A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B. by Billy January 20, 2005

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

β€œI have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
β€œYour new empire?”
β€œDon’t make me kill you!”
β€œAnakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
β€œIf you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
β€œOnly a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
β€œYou will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m 

β€œ i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m” this means I don’t know how to tell you this but you are the best person I ever met.
If someone ever said something like hey try to read this β€œ i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m” well now you know.

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Basically the thing that comes out whenever you copy and paste the upper tab of the Urban Dictionary site.
Urban Dictionary
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I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

Are you a bag of Doritos because I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

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the result of copying and pasting the text at the top of your screen.
i was so bored i put

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