possible

Something that can be done or achieved.

- I heard that Micky Lindsay got laid last night.

-I don't think that's possible. He was with us trying to explain philosophy to sober people while drunk. It's probably another false rumor.

possible by anonymous October 19, 2014

possible

i just want him to be my best friend who i make love to
lovers without friendship talk behind each others' back, show disinterest in each others' lives, have little to no respect for each others' families and friends, think one thing and say something else.

"i just want to make love to my best friend. do you think its even possible?"

possible by Krkič June 19, 2019

possible pig

While driving on the highway, spotting an unmarked vehicle ahead that resembles a cop car. This sighting causes you to slow down and remain behind the car until you figure out if it is safe to pass. The most notorious models include the Ford Crown Victoria and the similar looking Mercury Marauder, and nowadays can include the Chevrolet Impala, Dodge Charger, etc.

Guy: What are you slowing down for dude?
Driver: Theres a Crown Vic up there
Guy: So?
Driver: Possible pig bro
Guy: Oh word good call

possible pig by bludevil214 December 3, 2009

Possible, but not recommended 

Phrase coined by the Russian Executive Officer from the movie The Hunt for Red October, but can be applied to just so many questionable situations before being overtaken by impending disaster.

Captain Tupolev: Inquire with the engineer about going to 105 percent on the reactor.

Andrei Bonovia – Konovalov: Captain, engineer reports 105 percent on the reactor - possible, but not recommended.

Long pause

Captain Tupolev: Go to 105 percent on the reactor.

Dude 1: Hey man do you think we can take this shit awful slippery 40-km-signed hair pin turn at 100 km with your brother’s car?

Long pause

Dude 2: Possible, but not recommended.

Dude 1: Go to 100 km per hour

Possible, but not recommended by sleekgeek February 2, 2021

possible police 

those who let "possiblility" rule their actions and lives. first used on The Simpsons by Agnes Skinner

Agnes: And you, start over. I want everything in one bag.
Pimple Faced Kid: Yes, ma'am!
Agnes: But I don't want the bag to be heavy.
Pimple Faced Kid: I don't think that's possible!
Agnes: What are you, the possible police? Just do it!

possible police by mo-mo-mo January 2, 2009

Possible Swiner 

When a person catches a cold or displays flu like syptoms, but is unsure of the severity of the flu, and whether it is swine flu or not.

Jeramiah-*cough cough* *sniffle sniffle*
Blake-Dude! Not on my PB&J!!!
Jeramiah-*sniffle*, my bad man, I'll make u another
Blake-It's cool man don't worry about it, but u better get yourself checked out, u might be a possible swiner.

Possible Swiner by onetonnebunn August 17, 2009

Possible DP 

Short for a possible dick pick being sent to either an individual or into a public group chat.
Commonly used among high school boys who have a sense of humor.

"Hey, did you see? Somebody sent a possible DP into the group chat!"
"No way!"

Possible DP by Daft Individual February 15, 2021