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Pussy In Distress. Female's state of being horny.
Big Poppa I just had to call you because I've got PID.
P.I.D. by Un-Complicated August 22, 2003
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Pussy in distress

This is when a female has gone a long time without sex and she begans to get aggrivated easily.
"Man it's been 2weeks since I had some dick and I got a serious P.I.D."
P.I.D. by Shorty May 13, 2005
You're such a p.i.d., man
p.i.d. by larco p. March 31, 2010
Short for "profoundly intellectually disabled", a PC term for retarded. Gets funnier every time you use it.

Can also be spelled PID
Person 1: "Wow can you believe that he can't even read directions off a phone??"
Person 2: "Dude, what can you expect? He's P.I.D. Give him a break."

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P.I.D by bucketbhris July 14, 2018

P.I.D.O.M 

P.I.D.O.M=Put it Down On Me

To put your vagina on a guy (if you are a girl, of course)

A great song by 50 Cent and Jeremih
Guy 1: Hey man how did it go with her last night?

Guy 2: Dude, I got her to P.I.D.O.M

Guy 1: Nice man!!!!!!!
P.I.D.O.M by ExtremeElite22 April 20, 2011
(Persons Induced Drink Repulsion)

It’s when a person you know makes what their drinking look gross. It can be changed to be more specific for a person by Replacing the “P” with their first initial (e.g, Brandon Induced Drink Repulsion = B.I.D.R)
General:

“Bro I can’t even drink this right now, that guy over there just had a crazy P.I.D.R going on”

Specific:

“Bro Brandon just spat into his drink, B.I.D.R hit so hard I think I might throw up”
P.I.D.R by TickleScrotum69 November 22, 2024

i.d.f.w.p.w.f.w.p.i.d.f.w. 

It stands for: I don't fuck with people who fuck with people I don't fuck with.
Me: I can't stand Marjon. He think he all that. U cool with him

Raven: I.d.f.w.p.w.f.w.p.I.d.f.w.
Me: Huh?
Raven: I don't fuck with people who fuck with people I don't fuck with.
Me: Oh cool ❤💯
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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