distress 

Extreme heartache and suffering most likely caused by a guy you trust and keep trusting, but they always inadvertently push you away and make you feel like you're dying. But you tell them it's ok and they believe you then ask your friend and they tell them you're distressed.

Guy:"Hey let's not be thing"
Person:"Yeah I was thinking that too"*walks away dying*
Friend to Guy:"oh boy she's distressed"

distress by Thatdistressedgirl21 December 27, 2016

Distress 

devoid of wealth.

Women who are in distress

Distress by Arminkshipper June 27, 2024

Distress Call No 1 

this is a distress call please help November just came to my house and put me in a sack full of rapper memorabilia and threw me inside of a Gorillaz fan page please help

I will not listen to Distress Call No 1

Distress Call No 1 by psychoBBY November 5, 2022

distress ass joe 

when somebody is heartbroken about somebody but they so friendly

boy you a distress ass joe with ur friendly ass

distress ass joe by kroybetter July 3, 2023

Distress Call No 2

WHY IS ALL OF KANYE'S DISCOGRAPHY 3 SECONDS LONG?!?!?!?!?!! WHY IS INTRO 4 HOURS LONG??!?!!! HUH!!???

"Man i hate Gorillaz now"
distress call no 2

Distress Call No 2 by psychoBBY August 16, 2023

Post Mortem Distress Birthing 

Let me guess. You saw this on a reddit post and decided to check if it was real. Its not lol

Person 1: my mother got Post Mortem Distress Birthing
Person 2: that doesnt exist u fucking idiot

Post Mortem Distress Birthing by RealXp March 26, 2022

dumbass in distress 

An annoying character who's only purpose is to be rescued, to the point where you just want to say, "You know what? Let the train hit 'em!"

First used by The Nostalgia Critic in his "Top 11 Dumbasses in Distress" video.

Bella Swan is such a dumbass in distress!

dumbass in distress by katrinahood December 1, 2013