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Short for "profoundly intellectually disabled", a PC term for retarded. Gets funnier every time you use it.

Can also be spelled PID
Person 1: "Wow can you believe that he can't even read directions off a phone??"
Person 2: "Dude, what can you expect? He's P.I.D. Give him a break."

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P.I.D by bucketbhris July 14, 2018
Words you can keep
Pussy In Distress. Female's state of being horny.
Big Poppa I just had to call you because I've got PID.
P.I.D. by Un-Complicated August 22, 2003
Pussy in distress

This is when a female has gone a long time without sex and she begans to get aggrivated easily.
"Man it's been 2weeks since I had some dick and I got a serious P.I.D."
P.I.D. by Shorty May 13, 2005
Pain In the Dick
You're such a p.i.d., man
p.i.d. by larco p. March 31, 2010

P.I.D.O.M 

P.I.D.O.M=Put it Down On Me

To put your vagina on a guy (if you are a girl, of course)

A great song by 50 Cent and Jeremih
Guy 1: Hey man how did it go with her last night?

Guy 2: Dude, I got her to P.I.D.O.M

Guy 1: Nice man!!!!!!!
P.I.D.O.M by ExtremeElite22 April 20, 2011
(Persons Induced Drink Repulsion)

It’s when a person you know makes what their drinking look gross. It can be changed to be more specific for a person by Replacing the “P” with their first initial (e.g, Brandon Induced Drink Repulsion = B.I.D.R)
General:

Bro I can’t even drink this right now, that guy over there just had a crazy P.I.D.R going on”

Specific:

Bro Brandon just spat into his drink, B.I.D.R hit so hard I think I might throw up”
P.I.D.R by TickleScrotum69 November 22, 2024

i.d.f.w.p.w.f.w.p.i.d.f.w. 

It stands for: I don't fuck with people who fuck with people I don't fuck with.
Me: I can't stand Marjon. He think he all that. U cool with him

Raven: I.d.f.w.p.w.f.w.p.I.d.f.w.
Me: Huh?
Raven: I don't fuck with people who fuck with people I don't fuck with.
Me: Oh cool ❤💯
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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