Optikal 

12 foot tall canadian with a gold medal hanging around his neck . Usually found in British Colombia , this giant Bertuzzi wannabe travels around the world .

Christ that guy is tall

Yee , real Optikal isn't he ?

Optikal by ColeJ June 11, 2004

optical intelligence

Some bullshit Elon Musk made up to justify his crappy driver-assistance system.

"Did you see Elon's tweet that used 'optical intelligence' in order to sound pseudo-smart? LMAO."

optical intelligence by LoveMyTeslaBut March 13, 2021

Crotch Theory Optimal 

"Crotch Theory Optimal" or "CTO" represents a modification of the poker term "Game Theory Optimal". It is a phrase that was first coined in the aftermath of the Stones Casino Cheating Scandal. When the scandal went viral in early October of 2019, hundreds of hours of poker cash game footage came under scrutiny by many amateur and professional poker sleuths. As a whole, the community came to the conclusion that Mike Postle, with the help of Justin Kuraitis and possibly others, was cheating while playing on the Stones Live Poker Stream. One of the alleged methods of cheating involved Mike Postle placing his phone between his legs, and viewing information about his opponents' hands real time. There is much video footage which shows him looking down at his crotch while playing poker hands. Once he had information about his opponents' hands, he then often made many non-standard, and highly profitable plays. Mike Postle demonstrated that all you have to do to play optimal poker is look down at your crotch. Thus the term was born: "Crotch Theory Optimal" Joe Ingram is generally credited for first using the term on one of his YouTube Videos.

I tried to bluff the river with 8 high but my opponent made a sick bluff check-raise with 9 high. That's when I had to dig deep, look down at the phone which was hidden snugly between my legs, and bust out a vicious Crotch Theory Optimal response.... Reraise allin.

Poker is so easy when you can play CTO.

Crotch Theory Optimal by FroggyBumBum. October 10, 2019

OC3 optical line to MD5 Hash (#) 

A funny saying used by popular influencer, Ownage Pranks, to fool scammers.

I must check that the OC3 optical line to MD5 Hash (#) is working before I can give you my personal information.

OC3 optical line to MD5 Hash (#) by Mia Habibti February 13, 2022

optical inch

The extra inch of length a shaved penis appears to have over an unshaved one.

The optical inch my shaved cock has makes it look bigger.

optical inch by jer_ May 14, 2006

optical nutrition 

looking at facebook pictures of pretty girls.

I had optical nutrition on Maria's profile.

optical nutrition by werls July 12, 2011

Optical Iboobsion 

When you see a bitty on a semi-consistent basis and you don't think her rack is up to snuff then BAM! bikini pics upload to the fb and you realize she has some cannons.

Friend 1: Her boobs are not that nice.
Friend 2: They are too. It is an optical iboobsion

Optical Iboobsion by grizz69 May 8, 2012