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Optical

His researches extended to almost every branch of physical science, but his most important work was of an optical character.
by Fireshodow March 28, 2016
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optical intelligence

Some bullshit Elon Musk made up to justify his crappy driver-assistance system.
"Did you see Elon's tweet that used 'optical intelligence' in order to sound pseudo-smart? LMAO."
by LoveMyTeslaBut March 13, 2021
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optical inch

The extra inch of length a shaved penis appears to have over an unshaved one.
The optical inch my shaved cock has makes it look bigger.
by jer_ May 14, 2006
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optical nutrition

I had optical nutrition on Maria's profile.
by werls July 12, 2011
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Optical Iboobsion

When you see a bitty on a semi-consistent basis and you don't think her rack is up to snuff then BAM! bikini pics upload to the fb and you realize she has some cannons.
Friend 1: Her boobs are not that nice.
Friend 2: They are too. It is an optical iboobsion
by grizz69 May 8, 2012
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optical delusion

When you see things as you want them to be, not as they really are.
That fox is really staring at me, she wants me to know that she wants me. Dude you're under an optical delusion, that's a glare not a stare, and if you go over there, she'll slap you blind.
by knowman September 14, 2012
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Optical Penetration

When a girl has a fake eye, you remove said eye and insert penis into socket.
I performed optical penetration on Mike's girlfriend last night.
by Crazyassgangster August 21, 2008
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