Definitions by jer_

d00dz 

An affected form of the term "dude", used to refer to men.

Dan R. loves d00dz. In his butt.

d00dz by jer_ March 18, 2008

optical inch

The extra inch of length a shaved penis appears to have over an unshaved one.

The optical inch my shaved cock has makes it look bigger.

optical inch by jer_ May 14, 2006