Opeti
A nibba who cannot even afford to live under a rock even though he no longer has a home button. Often denies the fact that he’s really a nibba because he is ashamed of his African roots. Will often use racial slurs.
Opeti is a nibba.
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optimistuck
optimistuck by picc285 May 9, 2019
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Opeti • co-opetition • co-opetitor • Opeth • Optic • opti • optical rectumitis • optical delusion • optical illusion • openis
stink opening
stink opening by Kasper LaPrizrak. March 1, 2020
coron-optimistic
When someone thinks they have already been exposed to Covid-19, and thus have antibodies for it, because they had one or more symptoms of the disease between January and March 2020.
Todd: “I think I may have had it already. Back in January, I was really sick for like a week after hanging out with that girl that had just gotten back from Seattle.”
Me: “Yeah, then you probably HAVE had it already. Either that or you are just being a little Coron-optimistic.”
Me: “Yeah, then you probably HAVE had it already. Either that or you are just being a little Coron-optimistic.”
coron-optimistic by Oilcan99 April 27, 2020
optical intelligence
optical intelligence by LoveMyTeslaBut March 13, 2021
Opti
A smaller bathtub sized sailboat that holds up to 110 pounds. Goes into water and almost immediately tips over. Sailed by the coolest of cool kids ages 8-12 or as they demand “preteens”. The optimist sailboat does not only flip over easily, but the kid sailing it tends to flip over other kids optimist (with the kid in it) or more preferably fill it with water from ones bailer. Opti kids are often paired with the Laser Sailboats or even a 420 (it’s a boat not pot) during “for fun races”. The optimist consists of normally three airbags for all the capsizing and a large population of “pincher bugs”.
Opti by elongatedpoptart December 7, 2019
Crotch Theory Optimal
"Crotch Theory Optimal" or "CTO" represents a modification of the poker term "Game Theory Optimal". It is a phrase that was first coined in the aftermath of the Stones Casino Cheating Scandal. When the scandal went viral in early October of 2019, hundreds of hours of poker cash game footage came under scrutiny by many amateur and professional poker sleuths. As a whole, the community came to the conclusion that Mike Postle, with the help of Justin Kuraitis and possibly others, was cheating while playing on the Stones Live Poker Stream. One of the alleged methods of cheating involved Mike Postle placing his phone between his legs, and viewing information about his opponents' hands real time. There is much video footage which shows him looking down at his crotch while playing poker hands. Once he had information about his opponents' hands, he then often made many non-standard, and highly profitable plays. Mike Postle demonstrated that all you have to do to play optimal poker is look down at your crotch. Thus the term was born: "Crotch Theory Optimal" Joe Ingram is generally credited for first using the term on one of his YouTube Videos.
I tried to bluff the river with 8 high but my opponent made a sick bluff check-raise with 9 high. That's when I had to dig deep, look down at the phone which was hidden snugly between my legs, and bust out a vicious Crotch Theory Optimal response.... Reraise allin.
Poker is so easy when you can play CTO.
Poker is so easy when you can play CTO.
Crotch Theory Optimal by FroggyBumBum. October 10, 2019
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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