Opti 

A smaller bathtub sized sailboat that holds up to 110 pounds. Goes into water and almost immediately tips over. Sailed by the coolest of cool kids ages 8-12 or as they demand “preteens”. The optimist sailboat does not only flip over easily, but the kid sailing it tends to flip over other kids optimist (with the kid in it) or more preferably fill it with water from ones bailer. Opti kids are often paired with the Laser Sailboats or even a 420 (it’s a boat not pot) during “for fun races”. The optimist consists of normally three airbags for all the capsizing and a large population of “pincher bugs”.

Oh yeah, those are opti kids that’s why ones covered in sand and the others drowning.

Opti by elongatedpoptart December 7, 2019

Opti 

The best person to ever exist, everyone who meets her falls in love with her. You'll never meet a girl as good as her and the second you meet her you'll know it.

"I love Opti so much she's the apple of my opteye."

Opti by 5yth July 4, 2019

opti 

short for optispark distributor, used in GM's LT1 engine

"Yo dawg, you got that opti out yet?"

opti by Alex222 September 21, 2005

opti 

The most horrible and perverse sexual act imaginable. Let us just say it involves scat, teabagging, listerine and certain things going into person's mouth and eye ball.

Yo dawg, you wanna go opti out?

opti by etoshutka June 15, 2010

Opti 

Opti indian slang for - Indian pedophile. Is used in many countries to humiliate Indian Fuckboys and Pedophiles online.

"Oh my god, you're such an opti!

Opti by Unknownbloke18058 August 17, 2019

Opti 

1. A storm water management company.

2. A staffing agency.

3. The fictional optimistic sister from Siblingists.

4. A type of coat.

5. Slang for Option.

1. "Opti is great at protecting us from storm water!"

2. "I got a job from Opti!"

3. "Opti, stop fucking around and help me with this problem"

4. "I'm wearing an Opti brand coat!"

5. "OUH MAH GAWD, LOOK AT THOSE OPTI!"

Opti by hotburgersum75alt January 25, 2025

opti-snot 

The crusty booger like substance found in your eyes when you wake up.

I left my contacts in last night when I fell asleep. I have been picking out the opti-snot for the past hour.

opti-snot by MetalGuru May 29, 2009