Elon Musk

Who is Elon Musk?

He’s like a little kid in a playroom, with cars and rockets and a little star and space playmat, making whoosh and the cckkrkrkkhhh noises.

But like...

With a lot of money.

That’s Elon Musk.

“Have you heard of Elon Musk?”
“Yeah, isn’t he the guy who launched a car into space on a rocket, and created and sold flamethrowers for fun?”
“Yeah, that guy. I swear he’s just a five-year-old with a lot of money.”

by josie758 March 18, 2018

Elon Musk

guy who doesn't know how to spend his money

Jacky: "yo you heard elon musk bought twitter?"
Jayden: "yeah he doesn't know what to do with his money"

by cheeseh8rthe420smoker May 22, 2022

Elon Musk

The world's oldest child. Making the Model S price $69,420 USD which is hilarious.

Elon Musk is the world's oldest child.

by Jqoi Zunderlat November 9, 2020

Elon Musk

Elongrated muskrat. (Elon Musk) for short

Person one: EWW look at rabbit it looks like an elon musk.
Person two: yeah it kind of does.

by spongebobstesticals October 22, 2020

Elon Musk

An ally of Pewdiepie in the war against T-gay. On January 27, 2019, Elon Musk tweeted "Host meme review?", referring to the best show on Youtube. This sparked hope in the eyes of many 9 year olds. Many fans anticipate the day he hosts meme review and believe it could be the turning point in the war.

Hey Elon Musk when are you hosting meme review?
The sub gap is dropping we need your help Elon.
T-gay is catching up where are you Elonnnnnnnnn.

by subscribetopewdiepieplz February 21, 2019

Elon Musk

The Muskiest Elon to exist. Hosted meme review and owns several companies. Soon to surpass T-series. Loves his dolphin, but for some unknown reason, it can’t swim...

Kaleb:Do you know who Elon Musk is?Brian: No, I don’t think so
Kaleb:Bye old friend *leaves forever*

by Garry Goose March 8, 2019

Elon Musk

The guy who named his son after the back of his wifi router.

Elon Musk named his son after the back of his wifi router.

by gvvhhbv b gg March 22, 2021