Openger

The opposite of closure.

Rose thought she was getting closure from her last relationship, but when she saw Lars again, they got openger instead.

by BabyRoseLars April 7, 2019

jar opener

The man in a lesbian relationship.
A really butch dyke.

This derived from the idea of lesbians being able to reproduce amongst eachother, since men would become obsolete who would open jars? Well, the more manly women would.

Wonder who's the jar opener in that relationship.

That damn jar opener stole my gf, I don't think i could beat having a motorcyle AND a truck.

by Opeener April 23, 2007

eye-opener

1. A real suprise

2. A drink of liquor taken upon awakening

3. Anything that enforms or enlightens one

Listening to his lecture was an eye-opener.

by Light Joker October 2, 2005

thigh opener

any type of alcohol that will turn an usually chaste woman into a raging nymphomaniac.

Everyone kept telling me forget Betty, she's gonna die a virgin, well after a couple shots of thigh opener........... need I say more.

by elpasospike November 14, 2009

Season Opener

Noun. The first girl you fuck after a streak of not getting it in for a long time. Usually a fugly girl who you wouldn't normally fuck, but do so anyway out of the necessity to warm up and get back in the game.

Subey: "Moustapha, you should fuck Moby as a season opener because you haven't been able to get it in since the accident and you need some practice, yeah?"
Moustapha: "Oh Hell yea. Usually I'm repulsed by her because she's a big girl, but I have the biggest boner now just thinking about her. I'll seduce her with my new Ralph Lauren scarf."

by Krazy K 69 February 11, 2014

Leg opener

A dude that’s so hot that you’d bang him in a second.

Omg he’s such a leg opener

by Misslinds April 6, 2021

Turkish Eye Opener

When in the process of giving oral sex to a male, a finger is forcefully jammed into the receiver's rectum without prior knowledge.

When Biggie G was blowing Johnnie B, he decided to surprise him with a Turkish Eye Opener to get him to cum quicker. Johnnie B screamed with delight after the initial shock.

by Marty D January 3, 2007