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eye-opener 


1. A real suprise

2. A drink of liquor taken upon awakening

3. Anything that enforms or enlightens one
Listening to his lecture was an eye-opener.
eye-opener by Light Joker October 2, 2005
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eye opener 

An alcoholic drink one needs to get going in the morning.
"Todd is an alcoholic. He has an eye opener every day just after waking up."
eye opener by talley June 11, 2006

eye opener 

Doing a one and one of coke. Usually refers to the first one and one or when done upon waking up.
Yo, I can't get going this morning, I can sure use me an eye opener
eye opener by Blue Eyed Soul Brother December 11, 2010

eye opener 

1. An alcoholic beverage consumed in the morning.

2. The specific act of receiving a blow job and a Bloody Mary to start off a football Saturday in the fall.
I used to dread morning kickoffs, but now I look forward to a nice eye opener from the missus to get me going.

eye opener 

A drink consumed whilst on route to a club or bar.
"The other's have gone ahead to the bar, so let's just nip in here for an eye opener".
eye opener by BGMH October 9, 2011

eye opener 

When you are fucking a girl in any way but you pull out and nut in her eyes.
Cumming all over her face sure was an eye opening experience!
eye opener by Blue Meanie February 13, 2003

Turkish Eye Opener 

When in the process of giving oral sex to a male, a finger is forcefully jammed into the receiver's rectum without prior knowledge.
When Biggie G was blowing Johnnie B, he decided to surprise him with a Turkish Eye Opener to get him to cum quicker. Johnnie B screamed with delight after the initial shock.
Turkish Eye Opener by Marty D January 3, 2007
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