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a gaping vagina in the state of arousal, ready for coitus; also known as a "girl boner." without an opener, lubricant is required for proper intercourse. coined in santa barbara, circa 1981.
I was ready to tap Natassia, but I could see she didn't have an opener - so I had to do an extra ten minutes of fingerblasting.
by teevizzle November 04, 2010
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When you arrive to the bar to meet people, and you are well behind them in terms of alcohol consumption. You order an Opener. An Opener is generally a triple shot of any hard liquor in a pint glass and topped up to the brim with a mixer of some kind. My personal fave is Triple Vodka + Club Lemon. This slang is common to the Mid-lands of Ireland.
Barkeep: What can I get ya?
Risteard: I fancy an opener...hmmm...make it JD and Coke.
Barkeep: One opener coming up!

The Barkeep may or may not be Risteard's brother.
by CJ2daK September 03, 2008
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some1 dat always stirs up trubble.
y did he hav 2 say dat hes sucj and opener
by clive the girl October 08, 2003
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An innocent phrase to pick up a girl
-How do you get laid with the ladies?

-I use direct opener: "Mam, would you like to fuck?"
-But you can get slapped in the face!
-Well, some slap, but some fuck
by dildo777 July 25, 2018
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