Ontara

A beautiful, loyal, one-of-a kind woman with impeccable style. She is the most reliable person you know, the most loyal person you have the pleasure of knowing, and she always delivers. She is also a fantastic dancer. She slays everywhere she goes. Guaranteed to make you laugh and smile on even your worst of days.

Damn, when I grow up, I wanna be more like Ontara.

Ontara by loverofdragons November 22, 2021

Worst Case Ontario

The worst possible outcome of a situation. A term derived from the Canadian TV show "Trailer Park Boys".

We should have time to hit up the LCBO, and worst case ontario, we can just mooch some booze off George.

Worst Case Ontario by ChevyChaseTheDragon May 20, 2018

Cornwall, Ontario 

The population has peaked/stagnated at 46,000 since 1983, as any new blood that comes into the city is immediately put off by the eye-watering reek of industrial pollution, and the stench of farts, B.O., and desperation from the natives. As all heavy industry has been shut down, the main employers in the city nowadays are call centres and semi-organised crime, mainly centred on dealing drugs and shoplifting to order.

The nightlife in town sparkles with a joie-de-vivre as one is at a loss to choose which activities Cornwallites partake in: Bingo, bar-hopping, or break-ins. For the truly seasoned city dweller, you participate in the break-ins first, in order to fund the other two.

The prime of life in Cornwall is reached at age 15, usuallly just after the arrival of the second offspring, but before the first adult criminal sentence. A lucky few may qualify for a disability pension due to injuries sustained during the commission of a crime, which will guarantee them a taxpayer-funded income for the rest of their useless, unfulfilling lives, but most will fall back to the old family business of living on welfare, pushing out another bastard every couple of years so that Mama Chardonnay can grab another Baby Bonus cheque to buy some big hoopy earrings.

There have been talks of late to attract the populations of Raqqa and Baghdad to improve the quality of life in the city.

The mating rituals of the Cornwall, Ontario denizen consist of the female slipping into a form-fitting spandex mini-skirt at least two sizes too small accentuated by the latest stolen purse and 4" stiletto heels. The male of the species goes out on the town with the latest in baggy pants, hoody, and ballcap, with the odour of sweaty polyester and cheap aftershave. The female is usually found squatting in a parking lot between cars, whilst the male of the species is usually found drumming his chest and pulling down twigs to eat.

Cornwall, Ontario by Dung Trumpet June 14, 2016

franco-ontarienne 

The feminine version of franco-ontarien.

Franco-Ontariennes have good taste in fashion.

franco-ontarienne by Sahara April 21, 2005

Ontario Plow Truck 

When the dick is in one hole an the balls are stuffed in the other hole simultaneously

Becky let me give her the ole Ontario plow truck

Ontario Plow Truck by Keepontruckin4 July 10, 2016

Ontario Canada

ontario canada - 1 of the 13 provinces & territories of Canada. Located in Central & Eastern Canada,

it's Canada's most populous province.

Ontario is home to the nation's capital city, Ottawa, & the nation's most populous city, Toronto, which is Ontario's provincial capital.

Ontario is bordered by the province of Manitoba to the west, Hudson Bay & James Bay to the north, & Quebec to the east & northeast, & to the south by the U.S. states of (from west to east) Minnesota, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, & New York.

Sports

Toronto Raptors - basketball

Toronto blue Jay's - hockey
Ottawa senators - hockey
Ottawa titans - baseball
Ottawa blackjacks - basket ball
Toronto Argonauts - football
Toronto maple leafs - hockey

Popular food

Beer

Maple Syrup
Wild blueberries

Poutine

German style sausage

Beaver tails

Pasta

Shawarma
Jerk Chicken & Pickerel fish
Maple bacon donuts

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Ontario Canada

Ontario is a Huron (Wyandot) word meaning "great lake",

possibly skanadario, which means "beautiful water" or "sparkling water" in the Iroquoian languages

St. Catharines is the largest city in Canada's Niagara Region and the 6th largest urban area in the province of Ontario.

It wouldn't be Ontario canada with out

Tim Horton's May 17, 1964; 59 years ago
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Ontario Canada by Blu_leef May 31, 2023

Southern Ontario 

Anyone from Toronto, Mississauga, Brampton, Vaughan, Markham, Windsor, Kitchener, Barrie or the surrounding areas that have no idea the rest of Ontario even exists.

Wait a minute, I thought Ontario = Toronto?!!
- person from southern ontario

Southern Ontario by watrulookingm8 November 2, 2020