ontora

jungkook’s legal and loving wife

yo y’all see that it’s jungkook’s wife ontora

ontora by jason36782 July 28, 2023

ontora

a girl with a fat scrumptious ass and a beautiful face with an amazing personality

look at ontora’s fine ass over there

ontora by jason36782 July 28, 2023

Ontopacock 

When yo girl does everything for you like you told her to. Sometimes goes above and beyond any other bitch has.

Chris- "damn that fucking Cheyenne treats you good".

James- "yeah. That bitch is ontopacock".

Ontopacock by SmashKing December 23, 2014

Onteora 

A high school in Boiceville, NY with all your normal high school stereotypes: soft jocks, self-proclaimed hipsters, scene girls, programmer nerds, losers, yuppies, etc. The school comes from three different elementary schools with fixed associations: Woodstock/West Hurley (hipsters/potheads), Olive (jocks/rednecks) and Phoenicia (more outdoorsy-type woodstockers/more rednecks). Nothing special in the education here, all the good teachers are young and get laid off in the schools ever-growing budget cuts. The district can't seem to find a good superintendent, but whoever they hire closes school at the sight of a snowflake. Most Onteora kids don't expect any sort of spring break. Pretty much every kid smokes pot, but not necessarily in the detrimental stoner kinda way. Kingston is ghetto and Saugerties is homogeneous and dull. School spirit is as weak as shit, I doubt most non-athletic students would know we're even the so-politically-correct Indians. Only things we can get right seem to be wrestling, skiing, and marching band a few years back. If you're transferring here I strongly advise convincing your parents to home school you.
Also known for pretty much school-wide alcohol-soaked parties throughout the year.

Saugerties Kid: Damn I got so much homework today.
Kingston Kid:
Yeah school sucks, but that shitty Onteora superintendent saw a snowflake this morning in Pine Hill and closed school. Lucky ass Onteora kids.

Onteora by Woodstocker March 28, 2011

octoran 

dumb sweaty pee pee discord server and is fat with alot of meanies

octoran big pee pee lol

octoran by axicos December 10, 2018

octorara 

A piece of shit school. Where everyone thinks there good to be in a fight. They either came from the “hood” or the “streets”. The girls there are pretty trashy. And the guys are all fuck boys. The teachers are shit and aren’t good at the job.

Guy#1 You go to octorara?
Guy#2 Yah, why?
Guy#1 I feel bad for you you aren’t ever gonna find a good relationship there.

octorara by Octoraras shity ass teachers May 21, 2018

Octoraptor

The most terrifying beast of all, the Octoraptor is half octopus, half raptor, and full of bees - bees on fire.

"Hey look, an octoraptor. Should we hide on land?"
"No, for it can run on land."
"Should we hide in the sea?"
"No, for it can swim in the sea."
"Should we hide in the air?"
"No for the bees - bees on fire - can fly into the air. We should make peace and prepare for death."

Octoraptor by Jalburrito July 22, 2007