Chosen Share definition Flag Someone who is the drunkest, saddest/coolest fool at the party, aka the "Chosen One." "Yooo, dude you were chosen last night, man!""Hahaha this chick is the chosen one right now." Chosen by mdnil1493 September 27, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Chosen mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch