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Ommie is a bad bitch with no cap. She'll put you in your place without thinking twice and when she's done, you'll say "thank you Mrs. Ommie!" and leave feeling like she just fixed your whole life. She is amazing, smart, and beautiful and should never be underestimated. Get you an Ommie!
Guy #1: Who was that lady? Did she just roast me?
Guy #2: No that was an Ommie! She just fixed you now you gotta do what she says and get your shit together.
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ommie John Michael Williams Jr 

Only he,, mentioned!, I.. (Jumped) Of a many.., Dimensions and Depths!, Space and time, continuely addition in a Jaguar XF supercharged engine of realities and meanings. #IAMTHATIAM #ISWEARTOGOD #FINALUCHIDAGREATROCKRULER
Coming back with Ommie john Michael Williams Jr. Last deccending of the Mighty Father God.
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Ommie is originated from tha word Hommie which is a type of friend that while be there through tough times.
We are Ommie's for life, through and thin.
Put all the ommles in the back.
ommle by Hypnotized. May 6, 2019

the omie effect

A magic ability that allows the person who wields it to get practically any female he wants. Women can't help but fall and go crazy for the person who is in possession of this special power. Made popular by a teenager named Omir in 2008 in the Dallas/Fort Worth area of Texas.
"Wow. That gorgeous sorority girl is all about Omie tonight!"

"Well what ya expect? This phenomenon is called The Omie Effect!"
the omie effect by BBCKRS-1 December 22, 2013
Mindless drones, consumed by their worship and undying support for everything Barack Obama. And to question the authority of their godking will bring them down upon you with great wrath. They can also been seen swarming forum topics that may question Obama's decisions, politics or even show the slightest bit of criticism in seemingly cordinated efforts.
Even though Obama himself admitted he made a gaffe during last night's address the Ombies still fervently defend his original remarks.
Ombie by Adino August 6, 2009
Someone who does not claim any religion, practice or believe; but finds truth in them all
I am an omniest my believe is neutral
omniest by Inf-action November 29, 2016
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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