Octpuss 

A super happy and silly animal.

The octpuss ate yummy apples!

Octpuss by Octpuss Jr. January 10, 2025

Octopusseios 

Pronounced: octo-puss-hwä'

A term popularized by an episode of Comedy Central's "Drawn Together" where Princess Clara reveals her monsterous eight tentacled genetalia due to a curse inflicted by an evil step-mother.

Also used to reference a particularly unsightly or disfigured vagina that induces uncontrolled vomiting.

Example:

Girl: Scott and I were getting hot and heavy last night but he was turned off by my octopusseios.

Octopusseios by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006

Octopussy 

Well known in the Viking mythology, octopuss, originally applied octopussy, came from the act of applying the sea creature to one's genetalia. A viking would apply the octopuss to his dick and let the animal grapple his member with its eight tentacles. He would then pull violently on the octopuss's head, thus recreating a fellatio or vagina-like sensation.

Use:
1. Magnus and Gunnar would often get some octopussy after pillaging a village.
2. Tim came home after a long day at work at SeaWorld. He treated himself with some good ol' octopussy.

Octopussy by GAve Institute of Linguistics May 4, 2016

Octopussy 

Roger Moore's sixth Bond film which involved a plot about trading counterfeit Romanov jewelry for a nuclear device that would be exploded in an American airbase in West Germany.

The villains were Kamal Khan (Louis Jourdan) and General Orlov (Steven Berkoff)

Maud Adams plays the title role of Octopussy, making this her second time to act in the Bond series. Kristina Wayborn also plays a love interest in this.

I consider this to be one of the better Bond movies made.

Bond: What's that one your back?

Magda: Oh, that's my little octopussy.

Octopussy by A Alcott December 1, 2006

octapussy 

Eight sided pussy.

I wish she had an octapussy so all eight of us dudes can get laid, cuz that bitch is a slut.

octapussy by Bumpin' Reverend Easy B March 6, 2009

Octopussy 

The act of getting octopussy involves having sex with 8 or more women in the same night.

"Dude! I just got some octopussy last night!"
"Was it awesome?"
"Hell yea, man!"

Octopussy by Sh3nr0n7 March 4, 2009

Octopusseyphobia 

Noun. The fear of owning or being in the company of exactly 8 cats.

" I feel sorry for Susan"
"why is that?"
"because she has Octopusseyphobia

Octopusseyphobia by karlboy123 June 2, 2009