octopussarian 

An octopussarian is an elderly male in his eighties who constantly keeps thinking of sex. If capable a man with this condition would desire to have physical sex as well. It is sometimes referred to as octopussarianism.

My grandad has been warned several times in the nursing home to stop pestering some of the elderly ladies for sex. it would appear that he's turned into an octopussarian.

octopussarian by pipesucker May 23, 2018

octopussian 

Having the character of a large organization with many tentacles (lines of business, divisions, departments, etc.) that continuously shift shape, expand reach and stick its business into every nook and cranny.

Can you believe Guy said that our academic medical center was octopussian? It's not like we're General Electric.

octopussian by AndrewMcL October 10, 2013

Octopussation 

A condition in which an individual develops flushes or blotches on the face during or after consuming alcohol beverages or products. Similar to alcohol flush reaction (AFR) instead it only occurs on the face.

- Oh look, Ken is turning into an octopus!
- Calm down dude! That's octopussation, it's an Asian thing.

Octopussation by jeffothegreatoctopus February 16, 2015

The Octopussian Tar Wobbler 

When 8 grown men insert their penis inside of 1 women’s vagina while bathing in tar and using dead octopus in a homosexual manner with each other.

“My family partook in the act of The Octopussian tar wobbler while I was absent from town. Really wish I could’ve joined in”

The Octopussian Tar Wobbler by HerpesWarrior July 31, 2025