Octipussen

In a business environment:
One who is multi-tasking, multi-task events.
One who uses every extremity and oraface of their body to remain in control of their business environment.

The receptionist called in, the office manager was at a funeral, and the project manager had a vacation day. John, the Human recource manager, had to cover their jobs.
John was about dead when he came home, he was octipussen all day.

by slime ball February 9, 2009

Octopusseios

Pronounced: octo-puss-hwä'

A term popularized by an episode of Comedy Central's "Drawn Together" where Princess Clara reveals her monsterous eight tentacled genetalia due to a curse inflicted by an evil step-mother.

Also used to reference a particularly unsightly or disfigured vagina that induces uncontrolled vomiting.

Example:

Girl: Scott and I were getting hot and heavy last night but he was turned off by my octopusseios.

by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006

Octopusseyphobia

Noun. The fear of owning or being in the company of exactly 8 cats.

" I feel sorry for Susan"
"why is that?"
"because she has Octopusseyphobia

by karlboy123 June 2, 2009

Octopussing

Octopussing is the term you use when you stack 2 women on top of each other and proceed to have sex with them while all 8 of their limbs are squirming around like an octopus.

Austin took home 2 women from the bar and proceeded with octopussing them all night long.

by Thomas Ptak December 28, 2018

Octopussing

The action of a woman taking part in sexual activity with seven other women at the same time.

My friend Tatiana was octopussing when I walked into her dorm last night.

by Cameron1191 October 28, 2010

Octipussy

8 vaginas surrounding the area.

you have octipussys in your family, champ.

by William Seabort November 4, 2010

Octopussing

Male version of "Spidering". Two men facing each other sitting on a toilet going pee.

Hey man, wanna go octopussing real quick?

by BerryHol December 15, 2016