Octipussen

In a business environment:
One who is multi-tasking, multi-task events.
One who uses every extremity and oraface of their body to remain in control of their business environment.

The receptionist called in, the office manager was at a funeral, and the project manager had a vacation day. John, the Human recource manager, had to cover their jobs.
John was about dead when he came home, he was octipussen all day.

Octipussen by slime ball February 9, 2009

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Octopusseios

Pronounced: octo-puss-hwä'

A term popularized by an episode of Comedy Central's "Drawn Together" where Princess Clara reveals her monsterous eight tentacled genetalia due to a curse inflicted by an evil step-mother.

Also used to reference a particularly unsightly or disfigured vagina that induces uncontrolled vomiting.

Example:

Girl: Scott and I were getting hot and heavy last night but he was turned off by my octopusseios.

Octopusseios by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006

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Octopusseyphobia

Noun. The fear of owning or being in the company of exactly 8 cats.

" I feel sorry for Susan"
"why is that?"
"because she has Octopusseyphobia

Octopusseyphobia by karlboy123 June 2, 2009

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Octopussing

Octopussing is the term you use when you stack 2 women on top of each other and proceed to have sex with them while all 8 of their limbs are squirming around like an octopus.

Austin took home 2 women from the bar and proceeded with octopussing them all night long.

Octopussing by Thomas Ptak December 28, 2018