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Octopusseios 

Pronounced: octo-puss-hwä'

A term popularized by an episode of Comedy Central's "Drawn Together" where Princess Clara reveals her monsterous eight tentacled genetalia due to a curse inflicted by an evil step-mother.

Also used to reference a particularly unsightly or disfigured vagina that induces uncontrolled vomiting.
Example:

Girl: Scott and I were getting hot and heavy last night but he was turned off by my octopusseios.
Octopusseios by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006

octapussy 

I wish she had an octapussy so all eight of us dudes can get laid, cuz that bitch is a slut.

Octopusseyphobia 

Noun. The fear of owning or being in the company of exactly 8 cats.
" I feel sorry for Susan"
"why is that?"
"because she has Octopusseyphobia

Octapussy 

8 spots on a woman's body when a penis can be inserted. 1) Vagina 2) Rectum 3) Mouth 4) Between tits 5) Left armpit 6) Right armpit 7) Between feet 8) Between hands
Bill: So Bryan, how was your date with Monica last night? Did you get a run around the bases?

Bryan: More like a double grand slam, Monica gave me access to her octapussy.
Octapussy by Big Lud the Stud July 18, 2014

Octapussy 

This is a great James Bond movie! Nothing more, it is a great movie and no keg team should be named after such an epic movie!
Octapussy is a great movie and shouldn't be diminished by a shitty keg team.
Octapussy by Pussy Fan April 2, 2010

Octopussies 

Octopussies are used for people who wanna feel hella better when they look at someone. If u want someone to throw a gum wrapper at you and smile octopussies save the day. 🐙🐙🐙
You look sad, look at the octopussies to make you feel hella better.